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submitted 1 month ago by Lemjukes@lemm.ee to c/memes@lemmy.world
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[-] ThunderWhiskers@lemmy.world 103 points 1 month ago

It's about blood flow. Your nose is not only filled with mucus, it's also inflamed. Prioritizing blood flow to other parts of your body will temporarily alleviate that swelling, allowing you to breath again. Light exercise works just as well.

[-] Godort@lemm.ee 61 points 1 month ago
[-] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 47 points 1 month ago

If you do it right, masturbating is light exercise.

[-] Poem_for_your_sprog@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago

Masturbate while doing weighted squats

[-] StopJoiningWars@discuss.online 12 points 1 month ago

Where are you putting the weights..?

[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 3 points 1 month ago

Not the way I do it!

[-] Delphia@lemmy.world 52 points 1 month ago

What about masturbate for sleepy?

[-] Veneroso@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago

10/10 will wank for hours until I pass out from boredom.

Or

1/10 found horrible debased thing. Cum fast. Feel ashamed of self. Piss to prevent urinary tract infection. Sleep like a baby.

[-] slackassassin@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

What about sleepy for masturb... ...

[-] Delphia@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

"Too tired to jerk off" sounds like an album name for a dad-punk band.

[-] slackassassin@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Not too drunk to fuck. But rather too sober and sleepy.

[-] kerrypacker@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Masturbation for melatonin. It's got a certain ring to it.

[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee 36 points 1 month ago

Masturbating to get rid of my morning wood so I can take a piss

[-] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 34 points 1 month ago

Tbh, If I'm feeling sick especially if it involves sinus congestion, I'm generally feeling far too icky to want to do that

[-] abfarid@startrek.website 26 points 1 month ago

You have to be strong. Do it for the nose.

[-] Lemjukes@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[-] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 30 points 1 month ago

Does snorting cum clear up your nose somehow or something?

[-] Lemjukes@lemm.ee 21 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[-] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago
[-] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 month ago

Tbh it's not something I've tried but I want to

[-] Cheems@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Let me rack you up a line

I've done this in the past and it works, briefly.

[-] umbrella@lemmy.ml 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

holy shit i tought i was the only one. why though

[-] Lemjukes@lemm.ee 19 points 1 month ago

Movin ur blood around

[-] paddirn@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

It helps with my lower back pain, it feels like I’m just floating afterwards, like my spine has liquified. Orgasms in general just help make the pain go away, sex is better, but I’ll take what I can get.

[-] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 7 points 1 month ago

fuck the pain away

[-] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

you get antihistamines wackin it?

[-] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

How do you people have that much energy when you're sick

[-] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 6 points 1 month ago

My horny is WAY more powerful than any measly virus

[-] Bruncvik@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

For post-nut clarity. A genuine reason why my problem solving skills improve when I work from home.

[-] hitmyspot@aussie.zone 9 points 1 month ago

Didn't know that was a thing. Glad to find out. Gives purpose.

[-] RedditWanderer@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Exercise in general will do this.

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