In before people try to quote the stupid cube rule of food. That is one set of opinions that people try to claim as objective truth. The cube rule is not fact, it is opinion backed up by a poorly constructed model. By all conventional measures, a hotdog is a sandwich.
We are the Cube Rule. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. We will add your food's biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your food categories will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile.
But is cereal soup?
That's a tough one. Spaghetti-O's fall in the same category
I mean It’s just Cheerios in tomato juice
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
That’s almost as disgusting as real Spaghetti-Os.
All food is soup (which is just a salad with a lot of dressing).
This is amazing. I love pedantic food arguments.
The author does not understand how ingredients work, or why you wouldn't microwave a salad.
Never would have thought of cereal as salad, but he makes a good point.
Is cheesecake pie?
Yyyyyyyuuuuhhhhyyes?
It’s a chowder unless you used too much milk.
Say it roight, Frenchy!
Cereal is over-dressed salad. That way I eat salad almost every day.
My personal favourite ...
Mashed Potatoes is Irish Guacamole
Nah, there's no cilantro.
Irish guacamole is spiced with salt ..... and sometimes pepper for the adventurous type
Potatos are the starch (like rice and beans). Gravy is the mole.
Beef Wellington is just a bland imperial burrito.
You've never had a good wellington. They're fucking incredible done right.
I meant bland as an antonym for spicy, not a synonym for bad.
It is a casserole.
ketchup is a fruit smoothie
Sangria is fruit salad.
Lasagna is cake.
I have identified a problem.
According to cube rule, an entire pumpkin pie is a quiche, while a serving of pumpkin pie is toast.
This means that something like "pumpkin pie" cannot be classified without specifying "whole" or "single serving." I would posit that foods should always be identified by their single serving unit, but I don't see that sorted here.
An addendum is required.
Try modulating the phase coil inverters to match the frequency of pumpkin pie.
It's a pasta sandwich.
Yes. I told my friend that I would get us a chocolate lasagna and enjoy it and she talked all kinds of shit. I brought a layered cake and she was so mad haha
Its not even a question, everyone knows hotdogs are a type of taco
https://www.foodandwine.com/indiana-judge-rules-tacos-are-sandwiches-8651322
It's sandwiches all the way down
Wouldn't lasagna be a macaroni cake since the dough is referred to as macaroni noodle dough?
I have never heard pasta dough referred to as macaroni noodle dough...
If you look at the various pastas in the store they are mostly labeled macaroni product, from elbow macaroni, to rigatoni, to linguine, and shells. Spaghetti, and Lasagna aren't labeled macaroni products, but are made from the same pasta dough.
Your country is fat and uses macaroni as a reference point for pasta.
It's gluten free deeper dish pizza.
There's most certainly gluten in normal lasagna noodles.
Oh shit, the noodles! Well I'm not gonna start a food business. I'll kill someone.
Italian sex on the beach
Wife says yeah
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