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[-] HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 29 points 2 days ago
[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 69 points 3 days ago

Five lines? Try five words.

Fix this!

[-] A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago
[-] Bgugi@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago

Spell: fix this. Result: this is fixed.

[-] Rozz 1 points 3 days ago

More than five doesn't work

[-] Lurkinney@lemmy.world 39 points 3 days ago

Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick

[-] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago

Some not have way.

[-] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 31 points 3 days ago

Former WotC guy here... I find this hilarious.

[-] Chewget@lemm.ee 5 points 3 days ago

I'm pretty sure there's a simmer card to this in Red Dragon Inn

[-] Flamekebab@piefed.social 39 points 3 days ago
[-] kamenlady@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago

Sure, they just can't make you walk in motion blur, but you'll be devastated.

[-] rockerface@lemm.ee 34 points 3 days ago

This would be majorly broken in Yu-Gi-Oh

[-] Mirodir@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 3 days ago

It's only from spells and only the player itself is immune from them. I don't think this would even see play in YGO.

[-] Mac@mander.xyz 7 points 3 days ago

TL;DR and you've activated my trap card!

[-] barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 26 points 3 days ago
[-] Lawdoggo@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago

Blow it out your ass

[-] BreadOven@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago
[-] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

He came here to play cards and smoke cigars, and he's on his last cigar.

[-] BreadOven@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Balls of steel.

[-] RacerX@lemm.ee 7 points 3 days ago

Effective ban of all of Kaldheim.

[-] ReeferPirate@lemy.lol 3 points 2 days ago

Do keywords count as a line? If not, Fynn is still in play

[-] Heavybell@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago

I'm pretty sure no card can conjure me into existence, no matter how many or few lines of text they have… :P

[-] Toes@ani.social 12 points 3 days ago

We need more cards like this

[-] Godort@lemm.ee 14 points 3 days ago

Casting this would be a challenge. With no costs and no suspend keyword, you'd be basically required to cascade into it

[-] apprehensively_human@lemmy.ca 10 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Plus the verbiage is all wrong, it doesn't follow the template.

Cumulative upkeep {R}
You gain protection from wordy (Something is wordy if it has four or more lines of rules text.)

[-] swab148@lemm.ee 2 points 3 days ago

Maybe sideboard for Living End?

[-] Mr_Fish@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

You have just beaten every single Alexander Clamilton deck

[-] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Duke Nukem for the win

[-] HawlSera@lemm.ee -1 points 3 days ago

Wouldn't that include this card

[-] Linktank@lemmy.today 7 points 3 days ago

More than 5 lines of text?

[-] HawlSera@lemm.ee 8 points 3 days ago
[-] LengAwaits@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

Don't worry, it only has ≤5 lines of text because the card is cropped. The artist credit line at the bottom of every card would mean that it indeed does have >5 lines of text. You just know how to extrapolate from incomplete data!

[-] Coskii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 3 days ago

No in all regards. If you include name, type, and flavor text, this card is 5 lines, not more than 5.

this post was submitted on 23 Oct 2024
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