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[-] HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

I've been smashing my own avocados like a chump!

[-] fossilesque@mander.xyz 4 points 4 hours ago

They can rip my vanilla latte out of my cold dead hands.

[-] supercriticalcheese@lemmy.world 5 points 7 hours ago

SBF tried but went too greedy.

[-] fne8w2ah@lemmy.world 27 points 11 hours ago

Or what about having rich parents or relatives?

[-] ladicius@lemmy.world 23 points 11 hours ago

Step 1: Be rich.

Step 2: Don't be unrich.

[-] Heisenburner@lemmy.world 35 points 15 hours ago

the primary habit of successful people is fucking over ignorant poor people who don't realize they're being fucked over

[-] NutWrench@lemmy.world 5 points 7 hours ago

Also, make sure you own at least one media giant. Then, you can use it to spread agit-prop about how our society shouldn't do anything that inconveniences rich a$$holes.

[-] volvoxvsmarla@lemm.ee 18 points 13 hours ago

I get the feeling that the ultra successful also fuck people over who very well do realize that they are being fucked over

[-] woodenskewer@lemmy.world 10 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

I was just at a depressing job fair trying to recruit for maintenance. It was held at a plant set to close in 3 days. Most of the people I talked to were there for 30 years. It was partially employee owned. Somehow a person in power (I don't know the piece of shit's title) convinced the employees to sell their share at the promise of expansion and investment.

The person in power closed the shop, cashed out, and retired. Will not have to worry about a thing. 200 some people and families now have their lives upended at the benefit to few.

This kind of aligns more with the person you responded to but still relevant.

[-] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

Shit like this is always on my mind when I think of how better things would be if the economy was set up in a way that employees were paid with both money and equity in the company they are a part of. The main difference would likely come down to the employees at least getting a share of the sale proceeds when someone else wants to buy the business and liquidate it.

Though I'd hope that most would at least hold out and not take the first big offer.

But I don't think that a majority vote should be enough to liquidate a business. If just one share wants to keep going, other shares should only have the option to sell their own shares or try to buy the holdout out.

[-] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 2 points 6 hours ago

Powerlessness is the key demographic

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 10 points 12 hours ago

Have you tried having rich parents?

[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 5 points 11 hours ago

Sensible move to save money though.

[-] howrar@lemmy.ca -1 points 5 hours ago

Being a millionaire is easily doable now on a regular 9-5 job if you're paid fairly. In my city at least, I can tell you that a software dev can reach millionaire status within about 20 years of work. No fraud needed unless you count ETF investments or software dev as fraud.

[-] masterofn001@lemmy.ca 47 points 18 hours ago

My father has not gifted me the bootstraps made from billions in exploited labour, but the exploitation of coffee producers tastes like I'm already there.

[-] henfredemars@infosec.pub 89 points 21 hours ago

Have you tried being born into wealth?

[-] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 16 points 15 hours ago

I tried real hard, but I got born into lower middle class by mistake. My bad, I should've tugged harder on my bootstraps while I was an incorporeal potentiality.

[-] jewbacca117@lemmy.world 69 points 21 hours ago

I don't even buy avocado toast, I should be a billionaire by now

[-] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 31 points 17 hours ago

That's your problem. If you never buy it in the first place, you can't stop buying it. You can't save nothing from nothing!

Here, let me help you out:

  1. Be rich
  2. Squander your money on avocado toast and greater luxuries
  3. Stop squandering your money on these things
  4. Now you're rich.

If you don't do 2., how can you expect 3. to work?!

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[-] compostgoblin@slrpnk.net 37 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

It’s less a lack of willingness - I’m just never presented with opportunities to massively defraud corporations

[-] JordanZ@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago

You gotta create that opportunity. This guy decided to fake being a real company and started sending invoices to Google and Facebook to the tune of 120 million.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 32 points 19 hours ago

You don't defraud corporations, that'll earn you the scorn of powerful people. You defraud poor people.

Oh, you can defraud shareholders as well. You just have to tell more compelling lies and secure the right accomplices. Get the auditors on board and you can ride the sinking ship for at least a couple years before you finally run out of cash and the entire organization collapses within a matter of days.

[-] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 2 points 6 hours ago

You don't stay for years. You smash and grab and bounce to your next gig immediately after getting your quarterly bonuses for unsustainable business practices.

[-] compostgoblin@slrpnk.net 14 points 18 hours ago

Well that doesn’t sound nearly as fun

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[-] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 14 points 18 hours ago

If anyone is curious if the girl was buying a single $5 coffee per day, contributing that $35 into a basic S&P 500 fund each week, and doing so for 2 years she should have about $4500 in her account. Now, if she's buying coffee supplies at a grocery store to replace buying it at take out , we'd have to subtract the cost of coffee supplies from the $4500 to know how much she truly saved making coffee at home.

[-] IMALlama@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

You got me curious, so I did the math for us.

I am a drip coffee person, drink far too much coffee (40 oz) throughout the day, and work on a fairly large corporate campus so I have easy access to hot/fresh coffee that I can purchase. Even though there are multiple branded places to get coffee from on campus, they have similar pricing.

  • Small (12 oz): 4x @ $2.65/pop = $10.60/day
  • Medium (16 oz): 3x @ $2.95/pop = $8.85/day
  • Large (20 oz): 2x @ $3.25/pop = $6.50/day. This is obviously the cheapest choice, but will result in a cold bottom half of the cup due to drinking my coffee slowly vs pounding it

My wife and I split a pot of coffee. It takes us 3 oz of coffee beans to brew it. I can buy a 20 oz bag of the coffee beans we use for $15.29, which works out to $2.30/pot. We often stock up on the beans when they go on sale, but I don't know what we paid for them the last time around.

So.. since my wife also drinks coffee let's say that the price spread between purchased already brewed coffee vs brewed at home coffee is between $6.50-$10.60/day. Splitting the difference = $8.85. Doing that 365 days/year = $3,120 saved.

The fact that I have coworkers who drink a similar quantity of espresso based (more $$) drinks at work is insane.

Do this over a 25 year career, invest the money monthly ($260), plan for a conservative 5% rete of return and you'll have $162,577 - only half of which is principal.

Apply this pattern of thinking over a number of different spending categories and you'll be way better off financially. That said, the stats on the billionaire class are eye watering and no amount of frugality will catch any of us up to them.

[-] HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

Boiling the water costs money too.

[-] volvoxvsmarla@lemm.ee 1 points 8 hours ago

I calculated that if I only drink coffee at home I spend about 1000€ a year on it.

[-] telllos@lemmy.world 10 points 16 hours ago

Providing she doesn't spiral into a coffee hobby.

[-] IMALlama@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

Stay away from espresso and super "high end" artisan beans and you can have a very solid coffee hobby for not a whole lot of $$. We do a mix of drip, French press, and cold brew. The cost per cup is basically the same for each and the equipment was not very expensive.

[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 2 points 11 hours ago

It likely wasn't just the one cup

[-] PanArab@lemm.ee 4 points 15 hours ago

I don’t know how anyone can survive on a cup of coffee a day.

[-] Karjalan@lemmy.world 13 points 14 hours ago

Usually people eat some food and drink some water, as well as the coffee, during their day

[-] Revan343@lemmy.ca 7 points 14 hours ago

Damn, is that why I feel like shit all the time, I'm supposed to be eating food too?

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