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[-] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 45 points 1 month ago

Don't forgot pocket sand, a swiss army knife, and a 3ton floor jack.

[-] jewbacca117@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago

They laugh, but you never know when you may need a deep cycle marine battery

[-] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

Not entirely true, sometimes I go into a situation fully expecting to need a deep cycle marine battery.

[-] Fosheze@lemmy.world 33 points 1 month ago

This is the exact feeling I always had with my big ass tool box on my tiny ass truck. "Hold on, y'all need a kitchen sink? I think I got one in here." I still remember how good it felt the exactly one time I had all of the tools required to do a parking lot clutch swap just on hand in that thing when a friend blew their clutch up.

[-] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 25 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

So I worked security (night shift rent a cop, not like IT) for over a decade. On multiple occasions, I'd get snowed in, and unable to leave, or relief wouldn't show, and because of the way the law's written, I legally can't leave until relieved.

I got into the habit of keeping everything I need in my car. For literal years, I could have comfortably lived in my car for over a week on a moments notice. To include an inverter, hot plate, small tv, game system, literally all the trappings of an apartment. I still keep some food and a sleeping bag in my pick up at all times, because you never fucking know, man. You never know.

Eta: forgot the whole reason I was replying before submitting. Lol

On a few occasions, I have saved the freaking day for friends or coworkers. Hungry? I got the foods. Ripped your pants? Portable sewing machine. Bored and no cell signal? How about we play some video games or watch a DVD? It's an amazing feeling to be the dude who just has the shit you need

[-] tibi@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Is your car a semi truck? How do you fit all that?

[-] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 month ago

In my last car, most of it went in the trunk. I currently drive a pick-up because we have to have a way to haul my mom's power wheelchair, so it mostly goes behind the seats folded up. I don't have the TV or anything like that anymore. But some ramen noodles, an inverter, a kettle, a sleeping bag, pillow, change of clothes, extra shoes, light blanket/thick sheet, couple towels, first aid kit. Oh, and water

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Only on Lemmy does someone on the internet have to specify working security as rents op and not IT lol

[-] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 month ago

Yeah, actually, now that you mention it, I never had to specify before. Started doing that after mentioning it a few times and people thinking I meant cyber security lol

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I drive a van, and it's full of tools, food, and miscellanea. You want an ice cold lemonade? Here you go. Pruning saw? Better take these gloves too. Any gague of fishhook in particular? Protein bar? No worries. Deodorant? Keep it, I have others. Hammer drill? Why don't you just put your feet up in this camp chair, choose a book from the library, and let me do it for you. I'll just fetch my steel cap boots and work coat first.

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 month ago
[-] ikidd@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

I've had an axleshaft in the back that someone needed one day in the middle of nowhere. Took about 20 minutes to swap and I just took his old one in trade so I could put a new Ujoint in it and throw it back in my heep.

[-] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 1 points 1 month ago

"Dude, you're not going to believe this, but..."

[-] P00ptart@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

That's something your great grandchildren will talk about.

[-] Kongpiler@lemm.ee 12 points 1 month ago

My wife described cargo shorts as men's replacement for handbags. She's not wrong.

[-] Mongostein@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

I agree. Cargo pants are out though.

If it’s hot enough I need shorts, I don’t need a jacket either, but I still need pockets!

If it’s cold enough to need pants, I’m at least bringing a jacket anyway.

[-] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 4 points 1 month ago

As a Midwesterner where pants and a tank top or shorts & a hoodie are both viable ways to dress for the weather:

Cargo all the things!

[-] P00ptart@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

STFU. It's a replacement for a tool belt! Just let me have this ok?

[-] BreadOven@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Pocket tater tots are the best tater tots. Fite me.

[-] higgsboson@dubvee.org 2 points 1 month ago
[-] BreadOven@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago
[-] Treczoks@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

I call them "diabetes trousers". You have all the pockets you need to carry BG testers, insulin injectors, emergency glucose packs, etc.

[-] sarcasticsunrise@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

I rock my skinny cargo pants to work on the regular. It's not so much about fashion as it is functionality, they still look cool tho

[-] tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

cargo pants

😄

but skinny

Millenials are truly lost

[-] sarcasticsunrise@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Late Gen X actually, just trying to Buscemi it up with my fellow blue collar Gen Z/Millennial coworkers

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

"Get Off the Nuclear Warhead!"

[-] sarcasticsunrise@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Y'know, I've never actually seen "Armageddon". Gen X sacrilege, I know

[-] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 month ago

Cargo shorts for life

[-] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

TBH I miss 80s shorts, which knew their role in the cosmic order and didn't try to be pants.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Any recommendation on good brands? I’m not a shorts guy but recently picked up a pair on Amazon. They seem like they are designed to look like cargo shorts, but super light weight, would rip easily and I wouldn’t want to put much in them.

[-] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I'm not a good shopper, but it's my conclusion that all clothes are like this now. If you get a year or two, you're doing good.

Even jeans and shoes.

[-] Ephera@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 month ago

Yep, was recently looking some lighter pants and it felt like the two available choices were:

  • small pockets
  • all the pockets

Like, damn, how many items do you expect me to carry around everywhere?

[-] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

This guy cargoes.

[-] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 month ago

... or a plastic toy snake, a pair of headphones, a Mathias Quiet Clicky keyboard switch, 2 random screws, a N95 mask, assorted coins, an acorn, a notebook and pen...

[-] TurtleOnASkateboard@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago
[-] Maalus@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

He pulls them out of his cargo shorts because he has so much space in pockets

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