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[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 38 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The hallways outside this classroom

[–] red552@hexbear.net 21 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 21 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The world that exists in chuds' nightmares is so fucking based.

[–] Aradina@lemmy.ml 32 points 4 months ago (6 children)
[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 16 points 4 months ago

it's completely illustrated because reading beyond a 5th grade level is gay sorcery. Osteen Chapter 3, Verse 6.

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 15 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

I thought it was a board game box.

I guess that says more about me.

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 17 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Instead of Settlers of Catan, it's Settlers of Canaan

[–] vovchik_ilich@hexbear.net 5 points 4 months ago

Holy fuck that made me laugh out loud, thank you

[–] Aradina@lemmy.ml 7 points 4 months ago

It must be a big box PC release of super Noah's arc 3d

[–] Enjoyer_of_Games@hexbear.net 11 points 4 months ago

The bigger they are the harder they fall

hide-and-seek

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It's the good book after all.

[–] Aradina@lemmy.ml 5 points 4 months ago

The just okay book

[–] xia 10 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] Aradina@lemmy.ml 10 points 4 months ago

Now that is vintage YouTube right there

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 3 points 4 months ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

That's the old trend, massive bibles were used in monakhomachias and religious disputes. We can still sometimes observe those where various sects of orthodox christianity gather for common holidays and get into theology discussion (usually after processions get stuck in small old churches)

[–] blame@hexbear.net 28 points 4 months ago (1 children)

i need that My Ancestor shirt

[–] blame@hexbear.net 15 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)
[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 19 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I LOVE ICE CREAM

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Hahhaaahha

[–] marx_mentat@hexbear.net 3 points 4 months ago

Is the wallstreet bets diamond hands shirt a problematic item to have in a shop

[–] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 21 points 4 months ago

My Ancestor and DRUGS are my favorite albums by Rap Band*

(* - latest fad)

[–] heggs_bayer@hexbear.net 19 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 19 points 4 months ago

DRUGS☠️

[–] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 18 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Tag yourself, I'm the lever action rifle without a lever.

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 16 points 4 months ago (2 children)

As always, I'm the sex tattoo

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 5 points 4 months ago

I am the antique colt single action army being brandished

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 16 points 4 months ago

Me and the boys.

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 15 points 4 months ago

Jack Chick says ACAB?

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 15 points 4 months ago

Top panel goes hard. If Grant Morrison has The Invisibles, these are Tract's Mostly Transparent

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Oh weird, I've never seen chick tracts in that layout, all the ones I've collected are small, cheap, side-by-side comics. That looks like a higher quality printing, is it one you have or just found the pic online?

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 16 points 4 months ago (2 children)

or just found the pic online?

Lifted it off reddit shrek-troll

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 14 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I didn't even know they made higher quality prints of that trash, all the ones I've picked up off park benches have been the cheapo prints

Edit: I have this specific comic too, I think the Bible kid ends up convincing his principal that he's going to hell for teaching evolution lol

[–] Leon_Grotsky@hexbear.net 4 points 4 months ago

Love the very faint "GOD'S WORD" watermark on the center of the image

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 11 points 4 months ago

I've got a copy of that one!

[–] glans@hexbear.net 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

this lady was on the street handing papers to people. I could tell it was some jesus shit due to the accessories so walked by quickly, suppressing my urge to debate her. but then in the corner of my eye I noticed it was a small horizontally-oriented comic. I had to turn on my heel and walk it back a couple steps.

"is that a jack chick??!"

"sure is"

"oh sweet, I looove those!"

she handed it to me on impulse though I think after 1-2 seconds of taking in my general vibe she understood I was only mocking her. Her expression changed as I took the thing from her. The godly document barely singed my heathen fingers.

I couldn't wait to start reading to see if it would be about some friends of mine like OP

but it was one of the new ones, lacking the (limited) creativity and empathy demonstrated in the above. It sucked.

[–] REgon@hexbear.net 4 points 4 months ago

You should have read it in front of her and started cackling like you were perusing the funny papers

[–] M68040@hexbear.net 7 points 4 months ago

Christians not consistently make absolute depravity look like the coolest shit ever challenge

[–] REgon@hexbear.net 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

where can I get those shirts? they go hard