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submitted 2 months ago by Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net to c/doomer@hexbear.net

Coffee

Flavoured

Doritos Cornchips

jokerfied

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[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago

Are you enjoying my nation's culture amerikkka-clap

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago

TAKE IT BACK I DONT WANT IT

[-] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago

These are the western values we are fighting for.

[-] ManFreakBeast@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago
[-] dustbunnies@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

this was my thought too - didn't Totino's make some caffeinated pizza rolls recently?

[-] ManFreakBeast@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

Gonna be a real shocker when we have kids with enlarged hearts at 16

[-] RangeFourHarry@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

I think they’re going through a lawsuit about it right now, someone at a convention died from eating them

[-] Owl@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago

Sounds alright.

I'm saving my pitch fork for the doritos flavored coffee.

[-] Sulvor@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago
[-] Spongebobsquarejuche@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago

Cool ranch latte.

[-] take_five_seconds@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Are they caffeinate

e:f;b

[-] StalinIsMaiWaifu@lemmygrad.ml 9 points 2 months ago

But do they have caffeine

[-] REgon@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago
[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Are you assuming i bought them?

[-] REgon@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago
[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Well now I kind of want to so I can tell everyone what they taste like...

[-] REgon@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

Yeah exactly, you get it

[-] Thallo@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

I'd imagine they taste like coffee very-smart

[-] REgon@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

I'd bet you'd be wrong. Pizza chips don't taste like pizza

[-] Spongebobsquarejuche@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

Oregano and ketchup.

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

Please tell me they're called Dorfeetos.

[-] RNAi@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

I once bought fried-egg-flavoured potato chips. The flavor was disturbingly realistic.

[-] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago

The big chain grocery store in my geographic area (HEB) puts out all sorts of limited edition flavors. Turkey and dressing, fried egg, loaded nachos, loaded baked potato (the last two probably aren’t hard to do) and a whole heap of other shit like pumpkin pie flavored chips… On occasion I’ll pick up a bag for my kids to try and be grossed out on. Some of the flavors are eerily similar, and others are just gross. I’m a plain potato chip kind of guy so I’ll have a chip or two just to try them but mostly the bag just sits til it goes stale then I chuck em.

[-] context@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

hey i spilled coffee on my chilaquiles divorciados one time and it wasn't half bad

[-] pierre_delecto@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

Now Doritos flavored coffee…count me in

[-] TheChemist@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

And I thought Oreos Flavors were strange.

[-] bigboopballs@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

coffee cheetos chicken

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