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[-] Aremel@lemmy.world 111 points 1 month ago

If they're so smart, why haven't they invented fire yet hmm?

[-] NorthWestWind@lemmy.world 131 points 1 month ago

They were so smart that they went back into the water and don't have to ever deal with capitalism

[-] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 101 points 1 month ago

They still have to deal with capitalism, but they're smart and know that direct action, attacking boats, is the only way to go.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 32 points 1 month ago

Because they understand that'll lead to industrialization and eventually the need to have a job. They're happy the way they are.

[-] Assman@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago
[-] danc4498@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

They have enough oil to keep a fire going a long time

[-] Stern@lemmy.world 53 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

My brain: Cute and smooth
Your brain: Gross and wrinkly

[-] Nima@leminal.space 13 points 1 month ago

my brain got the MVP your brain got the HIV

[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 42 points 1 month ago

Of course it's wrinkly, they never leave the water.

[-] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 38 points 1 month ago
[-] TotalFat@lemmy.world 37 points 1 month ago

If I stay in the bath too long, my brain gets all wrinkled as well...

[-] Blackout@fedia.io 35 points 1 month ago

My financial advisor is an octopus

[-] MyDogLovesMe@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

My cuttlefish broker embezzled everything and swam to Tahiti…😕

[-] smeg@feddit.uk 8 points 1 month ago

"Bailiffs knocking at the door, eh? Have you considered deploying an ink pseudomorph?"

[-] Cutecity@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

They also have the extra lobe iirc

[-] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 5 points 1 month ago

Dem wrinkles

[-] Shou@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Orca's can do the tongue roll too huh?

this post was submitted on 09 Nov 2024
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