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TrueAnon girl ghosted me

But yeah she plays DE. What should I'd do? Should I ask her what her copotype is?

I promise I'm not doing a bit, this actually happened.

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[-] viva_la_juche@hexbear.net 28 points 2 weeks ago

Shoot yourself in the foot out the gate with “I want to have fuck with you” in true tequila-sunset style

(Don’t)

[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 14 points 2 weeks ago

gotta save that one for the right moment but it will make her laugh

[-] Darth_Reagan@hexbear.net 15 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Its a good line for after you've already had fuck with them

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 23 points 2 weeks ago

Compliment her on being in an advanced haplogroup if she is

If not, neg her about her being one of the ham sandwich people

measurehead

[-] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago

I second this - comment on her haplogroup in ALL CAPS. Then explain how desirable your haplogroup and proportions are, but list all kinds of things that are actually self-deprecating. Go for laughs right out the gate.

[-] GaveUp@hexbear.net 13 points 2 weeks ago

What should I'd do?

Compliment some aspect of their outfit/style

[-] TheDoctor@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago

Actual good advice for acting normal? No way

[-] SoylentSnake@hexbear.net 11 points 2 weeks ago

ask her which stat she relates to the most (if it's de-inland-empire you've got a winner)

[-] gramxi@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago

Every IRL person I've met who likes the game is a massive Joyce enjoyer. Good luck.

[-] Crowtee_Robot@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago

Find out how she interacts with Kim. kitsuragi-dance

[-] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago

Compare Disco Elysium Hear Me Out Cakes

[-] TheDoctor@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

It’s just a cake full of the-deserter

[-] TheLastHero@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

what should I do?

hit her with *the Expression* of course. lt-dbyf-dubois

[-] NewAcctWhoDis@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago

Make sure every aspect of your first date is about Disco Elysium.

[-] ManFreakBeast@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago

I'm gonna show up dressed as Harry and pretend to have amnesia. Hopefully she's dressed a Kim.

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