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[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 143 points 3 months ago (2 children)

This is very rick and morty, I love it

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 59 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Truely the dark souls of comments right here.

[–] BenFranklinsDick@lemmy.world 34 points 3 months ago (2 children)

This is the Skyrim of humor

[–] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 3 points 3 months ago

Getting some Boss Baby vibes from this comment

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

CHEEEEEEEEESE

[–] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 73 points 3 months ago (6 children)

What if I want to be awake for it?

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 55 points 3 months ago

If they wanted consent they would just ask.

[–] SailorMoss@sh.itjust.works 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I mean how much worse could weird alien sex be than our current reality?

[–] gregor@gregtech.eu 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] Martineski@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Wait, what? A gregtech instance?

[–] gregor@gregtech.eu 8 points 3 months ago

My name is gregor, I like to do tech stuff, I am from the EU and I did not check whether something named "gregtech" exists before registering my domain name.

[–] Hammocks4All@lemmy.ml 10 points 3 months ago

That explains everyone who was never here

[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 3 months ago

That's why you're still a virgin.

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 63 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Not a very good matrix, that reset button doesn’t even wipe his memory he will be up again in five minutes.

[–] RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 42 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Just a sensory reset. And they fixed the bug that let him get out. Enjoy your nightmare.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 months ago

Hey. That bug's name is Larry, and he has 5 kids and a houseboat.

[–] PlantDadManGuy@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Nah they'll just label him as schizophrenic and put him on some antipsychotic drugs.

[–] CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world 55 points 3 months ago

That’s some delicious existential horror right there!

[–] QProphecy@lemmy.world 54 points 3 months ago

I always hate it when that happens

[–] superduperpirate@lemmy.world 37 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Makes me think of the “My name’s Buck and I’m here to fuck” scene in Kill Bill.

[–] scutiger@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

My name's Buck, and I'm here to party.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 months ago

My name's Eddie, I like Spaghetti

[–] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Sadly, this just reminds me of Gisele Pelicot.

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 30 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Relax, everybody, he signed a consent form before having his mind submerged deep into a fictional reality while his body becomes used for weird alien sex.

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 71 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Not exactly, he agreed to the terms of service of a Disney Plus account and the alien R**e Corporation was located on there property And the terms of service included wording including all services associated with Disney Parks.

It won’t hold up in court but luckily the terms force all disputes to be handled by forced arbitration so legally they did nothing wrong.

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Thats a cute fantasy but forced arbitration is illegal in weird alien sex contracts.

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 22 points 3 months ago

It was unconstitutional last year but Sonald Srump Was elected along with the entire government being replaced by Sepublicans and they rewrote the constitution in Alien court to remove constitutional restrictions on corporations.

[–] psud@aussie.zone 1 points 3 months ago

Why censor your own words? It's not like you're not saying them.

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 28 points 3 months ago

You could if you weren't a coward.

[–] vga@sopuli.xyz 15 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Joke's on you, I'm into that shit

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

We used to say that peeling your beer label was a sign of sexual frustration. Hmmmm...

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Can't be, my friend did that all the time and I'm the one being frustrated? 🤔

[–] traches@sh.itjust.works 13 points 3 months ago

ignorance is bliss

[–] RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 months ago

Pointing out the alien color palette looks like it changed 3 times

[–] thawed_caveman@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

I don't think this is real. Not because it's a crazy scenario, but because the aliens would definitely make a better simulation.

Frankly all i wanna do is escape this reality, so

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 8 points 3 months ago (3 children)

The location of the tear in panel 3 and 4 relative to the protagonist’s body prevent me from fully enjoying this piece

[–] wolfshadowheart@leminal.space 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The tear is the fabric of reality, not the beer bottle. You remove the bottle, the tear is still there.

[–] Faresh@lemmy.ml 10 points 3 months ago

The problem boobies is referring to is the fact that the tear's shape should be horizontally flipped when seen from the other side, but it's just sorta scaled up in the comic.

[–] normalexit@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Maybe you are seeing through the simulation yourself, and are actually taking part in weird alien sex. Makes you think..

[–] breckenedge@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

That and the color change of lobster’s shirt

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 2 points 3 months ago

I'll have what he's having!