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[-] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 73 points 1 week ago

No, these are electrician's hammers

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 33 points 1 week ago

Anything is a hammer to an electrician, including their fists.

[-] EightLeggedFreak@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago

Am electrician. Have taken off boot to use as hammer.

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

These are the sacrifices that have to be made to feed the grid

[-] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago

100%. I ain't getting off this ladder to get a hammer, I'll beat that sumbitch with my drill battery if I have to

[-] masterofn001@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Vice grips for pliers
Pliers for a wrench
Wrench for a hammer
Hammer's everything else

A song for that guy:

hard on equipment

Holy shit! Somebody wrote a song about me!

[-] Siegfried@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Or their eyes

[-] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Truly is one of the most versatile tools to own.

[-] over_clox@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

Anything is a ~~dildo~~ hammer, if you're brave enough.

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Oh, they forgot the dildo hammer too.

You know, sometimes you got to hammer the thing in all the way.
(Don't worry if you miss and accidentally hit the balls, it's fine.)

Not to be confused with hammer dildo (which they also forgot). Thats just s dildo with a handle at a 90° angle.

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[-] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 1 week ago
[-] Maalus@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

It's there under "power hammer"

Yeah but that one is like tiny af. I want big hammer boom boom.

[-] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 1 week ago

TIL that finishing a shaped metal sheet by pounding it on a pedestal is called "planishing" and said pedestal is called a "planishing stake." I've seen it done I just never thought to ask what it was called, I guess.

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[-] x00z@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Here's me just taking whatever is closest.

[-] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 7 points 1 week ago

Every 27th customer gets a ball peen hammer free!

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[-] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Remember, every 27th customer gets a ball-peen hammer free!

[-] DmMacniel@feddit.org 3 points 1 week ago

At the hardware store?

I've heard they have matching salt and pepper shaker?

[-] hperrin@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Why is it called a ball peen hammer?

Cause it's used to hammer your balls and peen.

[-] greedytacothief@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Missing so many hammers, smh my head.

  • wedge hammer
  • stretching hammer
  • detail hammer
  • angle hammer
  • seaming hammer
  • polishing hammer
  • slate hammer
  • slate restoration hammer

I'm probably missing a whole bunch, these were just the ones I used as a roofer.

[-] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 week ago

Also missing is MC.

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[-] PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 week ago

Missing banhammer.

[-] Senseless@feddit.org 6 points 1 week ago
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[-] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago
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[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Big Peen doesn't want you to know about it

[-] bhamlin@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Oh you, Peen Peen. You're so crazy...

[-] prime_number_314159@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

It, uhh... It looks like your double peen is made of plastic. Are you sure this is something to brag about?

[-] Kaput@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

I always wondered what the ball peen hammer is for.

[-] Rentoraa@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

My time has come.

I'm what the aerospace industry calls a "surface enhancement engineer." A fancy way of calling me a peener. I mostly work with CNC air blast shot peening machines but the principle is essentially the same as a ball peen hammer.

Basically, hitting metal with hard ball causes little dimples to form on the surface of your work piece. Hit it a shit load of times and you get dimples all over. At the end of the day all those dimples help prevent stress fractures from forming.

[-] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 13 points 1 week ago

Would you prefer us to call you a peener?

[-] Rentoraa@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Well it is the correct term. It's also funny

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[-] almost1337@lemm.ee 5 points 1 week ago

What do you use the second peen for?

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[-] _bcron_@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Now I'm thinking of a hammer tier list. Milled face framing hammer is clearly S-tier because you get to leave your mark

[-] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

I have a 14" crescent wrench so there

[-] wieson@feddit.org 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The best one imo: the carpenter's hammer

Wikipedia translates it to claw hammer, but the built and functions are very different.

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[-] shaserlark@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

Rip my straight peen after coming out

[-] manucode@infosec.pub 4 points 1 week ago
[-] Sensationalglyph@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Drawbar Hammer for my mill boys

[-] Fluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Dead blow? I'm pretty sure that's illegal.

[-] _bcron_@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

Fun hammer fact: it's called dead blow not because it's supremely powerful or anything, but because the head is usually full of loose material like BBs, and it causes the hammer to not bounce back as much, kinda like throwing a hackey sack at the floor

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[-] RGB@lemmy.today 3 points 1 week ago

What about square?

[-] qyron@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 week ago

Some of these I can't even fathom what they are used for.

I"m going out on a limb and risk the engineers hammer is the tool used when everything else has already failed to separate, combine, detache, attache, couple, decouple, split or join.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Engineers hammer is used to smack things and see what happens. You're not meant to drive nails or shape metal with it, but it's used to do inspections.

For example, a structural engineer inspecting a truss bridge might go and smack every stringer or strut near the rivet to the beam to see what happens. If the strut jiggles a bit, then the rivet has loosened and might need to be replaced.

If a bit of steel is heavily rusted, the engie might belt it really hard to see if it breaks due to deep corrosion, or if it's just surface rust.

The sound you get from smacking a bit of steel can also tell you about the material, good steel will bong and reverb, bad steel will be dull and not reverb.

[-] EchoCranium@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 week ago

So it's like kicking the tires on a car, but with a college degree.

[-] qyron@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 week ago

And today I learned.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

They forgot "water"

speaking of double peen, does anyone remember the "double dick dude" of reddit who turned out to be a fraud?

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