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cross-posted from: https://fedia.io/m/gaming@lemmy.world/t/1484642

Musk says he's going to launch an "AI game studio" at his xAI startup.

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[-] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 1 points 18 minutes ago* (last edited 16 minutes ago)

Will it go as well as X AI?

Grok is the laughing stock of the LLM world, and he also completely lied about his promise to make them open source. The latest Qwen release from Alibaba (open, locally runnable weights, tiny, Apache, freaking smart) has rendered his obscene hoard of H100s basically obsolete, with a miniscule fraction of the money.

[-] lychee@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

On the bright side there's about a 100% guarantee that any game he shits out is gonna be terrible. You can rig, bribe, and exploit your way through literally anything except creating good art. The industry's seen plenty of attempts already

And if it's good then ill just pirate it :3

[-] heroheman@lemmy.world 5 points 1 hour ago

Also it will be some kind of grift. I guess something something nft crypto, or whatever.

[-] osaerisxero@kbin.melroy.org 1 points 4 minutes ago

And will end up being banned from steam as a result.

I'm looking forward to it tbh.

[-] skozzii@lemmy.ca 20 points 3 hours ago

The richest man in the world complains companies with 1% of his persona wealth are too big.

What the actual F.

[-] Akasazh@feddit.nl 4 points 2 hours ago

Yes'just jealous he hasn't got a game studio. He wants so badly to be cool.

[-] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 18 points 3 hours ago

Elon Musk says too many game studios are owned by giant corporations

Uh oh. Am I going to have to agree with the worst person in the world?

so his giant corporation is going to start a studio to 'make games great again'

Oh whew. He's got the worst possible solution to the problem. The world is still correctly aligned.

[-] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 hours ago

Ten years from now, President Musk, the last president of the free united states, signs a document ceding all territory to the new russian empire

[-] P00ptart@lemmy.world 1 points 30 minutes ago

We're going to be ruled by a split coalition between China, Mexico and Canada. And we'll somehow be better for it.

[-] 58008@lemmy.world 7 points 3 hours ago

Stop typing up that misogynist manifesto and scouting crowded public spaces. Instead, become the hero you wish you were and do us all a fucking favour. I will personally ensure you have the fattest commissary in history for the duration of your life sentence.

[-] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 26 points 4 hours ago

This will go as well as Grummz’ (aka Bus Guy) new game studio. Also Amazon tried and failed, Facebook tried and failed, Google tried and failed. Non of these Silicon Valley cunts know how to start and run a creative endeavor like a game studio.

[-] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 34 points 5 hours ago

I don't give a shit what Trump's little bitch thinks thinks about video games.

[-] zaft@lemmy.world 67 points 7 hours ago

My god he’s insufferable

[-] greedytacothief@lemmy.world 6 points 4 hours ago

Umm, okay. It takes a long ass time to make a game. This will be a new untested studio. Even if they start making good games it's going to be years from now.

[-] actually@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

I think how he works is that he will buy out a studio with an almost finished game, and reskin it to help him with gaining more power in the USA .

It will be out in a few months, and he will claim credit.

[-] a_postmodern_hat@lemmy.world 18 points 6 hours ago

He and trump are like two wicked and ridiculous Roald Dahl villains. Insufferable, and how. I wish they’d both just fuck off.

[-] ours@lemmy.world 19 points 6 hours ago

I'm sure he'll attract a ton of talent. As if the game industry wasn't bad enough with its employees, an Elon-ran game company would be something for the ages.

Let the first AAA woke game bomb.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 85 points 8 hours ago

God I’m so sick of hearing about this douchebag.

[-] JovialMicrobial@lemm.ee 24 points 6 hours ago

I'm pretty sure he thinks that if no one is paying attention to him he ceases to exist.

If he wasn't such a social hazard his pitiful, immature, and downright pathetic personality would make for great satire content.

[-] MrMakabar@slrpnk.net 22 points 7 hours ago

The new Crypto AI game named DogeX allows you to become a Russian troll!

[-] Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world 42 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

Creating a game studio, because you are a huge corporation with unlimited money doesn't guarantee success. Just look at Amazon game studios for example.

[-] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 1 points 14 minutes ago

Stadia.

...Is he gonna hire Phil Spencer?

[-] wandermind@sopuli.xyz 25 points 7 hours ago

I bet he's banking on marketing the games as "anti-woke" and getting the MAGA crowd to buy them to own the libs.

[-] octopus_ink@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 hours ago

I bet it will work, too. 😬

[-] Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world 6 points 4 hours ago

Its like every week a new episode of black mirror script is coming to life.

I know games as propaganda exist in some shape and form already, but imagine what could a selfish man-child with all the money in the world do to the game industry to bring his "vision" to life.

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[-] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 9 points 6 hours ago

Google has failed at games over, and over, and over.

[-] cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 8 points 7 hours ago
[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 8 points 6 hours ago

EA actually got rich making decent games before their (very early!) foray into enshittification. Can you imagine they went 10 years without yearly EA Sports crap?

Similarly, Ubisoft (then Ubi Soft) used to put out pretty good ones.

Looks like money spoils people.

[-] Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world 7 points 5 hours ago

Out of touch, money-focused execs ruin everything. Especially when you have to keep the investors and shareholders happy.

[-] TheKracken@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

Exactly. You have buyouts that replace creatives with business people and the good developers leave to start another company.

[-] YungOnions@sh.itjust.works 40 points 9 hours ago

Fuck off Elon.

[-] b161@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 7 hours ago

Aww he thinks people like him?

[-] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 116 points 12 hours ago

Richest fucker in the world starts indie game studio was not on my bingo card.

[-] Carighan@lemmy.world 47 points 11 hours ago

Don't worry, he just made a type in "crypto grift studio".

[-] Th4tGuyII@fedia.io 88 points 12 hours ago

Can we just stop trying squeeze AI into every god damn thing yet?

It has its uses, but its a tool, not a replacement for actual hardwork and talent - and if you try to make it be, you'll just get hot garbage out.

Producing hot garbage is kind of Elon's thing.

[-] hank_the_tank66@lemmy.world 64 points 11 hours ago

The people pushing AI don't care if AI works or not. They will keep making money while the consumers and workers suffer.

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[-] evidences@lemmy.world 76 points 12 hours ago

I can't wait for the people that are still on the gamer gate wagon to get ahold of one of these games, find out it's ass, and then claim the only people that don't like it are the woke mob that kills art.

[-] Pandemanium@lemm.ee 4 points 2 hours ago

I'm sure he'll just sue people for not buying it like he's trying to do with his other products.

[-] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 4 points 7 hours ago

A certain type of goateed chungus will take as an article of faith that this is a revolution in gaming, preorder multiple copies of these games and send death threats to anyone who suggests that they’re not great.

[-] Sabre363@sh.itjust.works 37 points 11 hours ago

Wait, lemme guess, its called "X Studios" and its totally gonna change the world forever!

[-] chunkystyles@sopuli.xyz 2 points 4 hours ago

And they're going to release a console. Named the X Machine.

Actually, it would be cool if it was the "X Machina"

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