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Bit idea: Describing yourself as a Glock fan but never making it clear whether you mean the guns or the horse sperm (hexbear.net)
submitted 1 month ago by 7bicycles@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net
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Haha yeah I'm a huge fan of glock. Runs pretty expensive tho, lol! But quality is worth it. Just joined a "shooters" ;) club. Also a great way to connect with my wife and daughters, to be honest, would've never expected it!

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[-] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago

How the de'il does glock mean "horse sperm"

I dinnae recall that in my dictionary

[-] WeedReference420@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

The Glock company also sells high quality horse sperm because Gaston Glock's second wife is a horse girl the-more-you-know

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago

Bit idea: Describing yourself as a gock fan without sounding like a chaser

[-] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 month ago

This was where I thought it was going

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

Glockenspiel fan reporting for duty

[-] ComradeMonotreme@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Did you know because a rib cage is made of calcium it’s actually a glockenspiel not a xylophone if you play one.

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

ting ting gang

[-] Spongebobsquarejuche@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

I'm not looking it up.

[-] Coca_Cola_but_Commie@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

contextphobic

[-] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

"I just like the taste"

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

I know 100% more about horse cum slang than I've ever cared to know now.

[-] WeedReference420@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

Open carrying a container of horse sperm

[-] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

I mean you wouldn't fuck with a guy carrying a container of horse sperm

[-] D61@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

So many lives could be saved...

[-] miz@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

gives a whole new meaning to "Trigger discipline"

[-] red_stapler@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

Is that Glock? Hamilton wins the championship

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