https://www.aol.com/connecticut-mansion-engulfed-flames-thanksgiving-060052485.html
Lol even
Madison in shambles as once more the dip shit rich prove no direct connection between property ownership and virtue
fryer-immersed turkey carcass doing more praxis than we ever will
Truly a captive turkeys greatest calling
Unlimited indoor turkey deepfrys upon the western world
My meritocracy! 
i love holiday miracles
What kind of fucking moron does it in the house?
Even the demonstrations I've seen done outside of the house, like in the yard or 2m away from the house end up burning the house down, and these people say 'nah, indoor is better'
Kkkrackers when presented with the idea of cooking outside:
classic drunk settler-KKKolonist moyen bourgeois L 
And a little bit of turkey fried
Big house has a swift demise
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