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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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Hahaha! Whatya gonna do about it fucko?

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[–] Hermes@hexbear.net 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Azarova@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] ManFreakBeast@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago

But I wanna!

[–] miz@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

no, please! I don't want to be ruled by Eminem

[–] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago

anakin-padme-2 Won't the real Emperor Eminem please stand up!

anakin-padme-3

anakin-padme-2 Please stand up!

anakin-padme-3

anakin-padme-4 Please stand up?

[–] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)

smuglord Oh yeah? You and what army?

[–] ThermonuclearEgg@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago

The rebellion has its work cut out for us sweat

[–] ManFreakBeast@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago

THIS ARM...

Oh shit wait where did my army go?

[–] AnExcellentSteelHorse@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

sry, the parliamentarian says no

[–] ManFreakBeast@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

tHE PArliAmAtarian SAyS nO!

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

Not if guaido has anything to say about it

[–] red_stapler@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Sorry sweaty Bureaucrat voted to cancel it.

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

I am going to write a letter with a concerned tone to my elected representative

[–] Gorb@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

Downvoted all your posts

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

QUICK, VOTE REALLY HARD AND HE'LL GO AWAY

[–] TheDoctor@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

I’ll be the army. None of you can come ~~into parliament~~

[–] pumpchilienthusiast@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

Rock on dude Marshall stacks rule, Fenders drool 🤘

[–] lelkins@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 2 months ago
[–] Tomorrow_Farewell@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago