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[–] culpritus@hexbear.net 100 points 2 months ago (16 children)

Rode off on a citibike too sicko-biker

There was a biking bank robber that was quite successful for a while, apparently riding a bike makes you pretty much invisible in a city.

[–] coeliacmccarthy@hexbear.net 65 points 2 months ago (1 children)

saw some fucking nerd claiming he tracked the citibike, hope he's next

[–] culpritus@hexbear.net 62 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Based on how well executed this seems to be, I doubt the shooter used any traceable payments or anything, but time will tell.

[–] sempersigh@hexbear.net 57 points 2 months ago

Not only that but the shooting was at what like 6:45 am est? Dudes obviously not on the bike anymore and if they were confident enough with the metadata associated with the citibike they would have released his full name by now.

[–] engelsaxons@hexbear.net 51 points 2 months ago

well executed

janet-wink

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[–] thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net 92 points 2 months ago (2 children)

and some people said the hitman didnt have a reason

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[–] stigsbandit34z@hexbear.net 86 points 2 months ago (2 children)
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[–] Monk3brain3@hexbear.net 78 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Best news in a long time. Hopefully more of these parasite killers get offed

[–] SupFBI@hexbear.net 49 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net 74 points 2 months ago (5 children)

The dude was a profesional, 100% its was a hit on him

[–] ManFreakBeast@hexbear.net 76 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Either a pro or the dude was a vet, like a vet who saw actual combat. He's def used a gun before, I don't think some disgruntled rando could walk off that calmly after shooting a guy three times.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 73 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If it's a hitman I'm dying to know what for. This story has the potential to be soooo juicy. Please please please blow the lid off some major racketing shit ceos are in on.

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[–] coeliacmccarthy@hexbear.net 55 points 2 months ago (6 children)

cleared that jam like a pro for sure

[–] ManFreakBeast@hexbear.net 50 points 2 months ago (17 children)

I think he was using a slide lock pistol, with a silencer that's the closest you can get to a quiet gun.

[–] AnneVolin@lemmy.ml 44 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Depends on caliber and propellant. The most quiet gun is a .22 slide lock with a silencer and subsonic ammo. Sounds almost like like a hammer punching through drywall.

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[–] Red_Renewal_Cosmonaut@hexbear.net 70 points 2 months ago (9 children)

this goes to show that you shouldn't do adventurism unless you are a professional

[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 48 points 2 months ago (16 children)

Bro used a suppressor. I'm kinda impressed ngl

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[–] buh@hexbear.net 62 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] TomBombadil@hexbear.net 63 points 2 months ago (3 children)
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[–] Blottergrass@hexbear.net 62 points 2 months ago

I watched the video. I didn't see the murder, I saw self-defence.

[–] let_me_tank_her@hexbear.net 58 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 57 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (8 children)

You can't just say this without linking the video.

https://youtu.be/sDH8CEspXfQ

Also looks like that pistol has a suppressor nice.

[–] 2Password2Remember@hexbear.net 47 points 2 months ago (2 children)

wow even the youtube comments arent mad this shithead got whacked

Death to America

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[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 50 points 2 months ago (25 children)

where is the footage? i can't find it

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 47 points 2 months ago (3 children)

The CEO was into the mafia for 7 figures and they tried to blackmail him with his Sonic diaper porn fetish and that didn't work so they sent The Punisher.

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[–] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 46 points 2 months ago

1 down, 4,999,999 ways to kill a CEO to go boots-riley

[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 43 points 2 months ago (8 children)

Chuds already baking it lol

I like the concept of some scion of an ancient banking clan working as a OBGYN lol

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