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[-] ThatGuyNamedZeus@feddit.org 18 points 1 day ago

Do a favor for the cops, they give you nothing and often end up revealing who you are, sometimes by accident.

Do a favor for the mafia and they do one for you

[-] TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.world 49 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Is it just me that doesn't believe the McDonald's employee thing? I think they used a Pegasus or Stingray type privacy violating device/exploit and just said it was a restaurant employee.

[-] el_bhm@lemm.ee 1 points 1 day ago

Pegasus is a scalpel. Needs to be applied and targeted. Stingray is old news and common. It is a catch all.

Was this used? Given how much money could have been thrown at it, very likely.

[-] leadore@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

Or they pretended to be a customer and said to the employee, "Gee, that guy really looks a lot like the killer, doesn't he, ha ha wouldn't that be funny, anyway give me a big mac and fries. He does look like him though."

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[-] pH3ra@lemmy.ml 98 points 2 days ago

Wait for the next step: the franchise fires the employee because of several 1 star reviews and death threats

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[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 423 points 3 days ago

Columbine kicked off an epidemic of school shootings because of the attention it got. Some people need a focus for their misery and I am not ashamed to say that I would rather see heartless corporate executives fear for their safety instead of school children gunned down as they hide in a closet. Just putting that out there.

[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 77 points 2 days ago

Hello lonely young men with something to prove, have you seen how much positive attention Luigi got

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[-] Benjaben@lemmy.world 71 points 2 days ago

It really would be a strange kind of uniquely American poetry if our school shooting problem inverted itself into a megacorp CEO shooting solution.

[-] CaptSneeze@lemmy.world 58 points 2 days ago

If a few more CEOs gets off’d, they’ll ram gun control legislation through congress faster than Trump can wolf down a Big Mac.

[-] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

I think they said that Luigi had a ghost gun, partially 3D printed? Of course he didn't make the bullets so maybe that'll matter.

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 1 points 9 hours ago

That would be quite a lot of gun control, especially for the US. Even in the UK you can buy ammo, I'm not sure why because your certainly not allowed a gun.

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[-] Dohnuthut@lemmy.world 86 points 3 days ago

I am glad to know I'm not alone in this line of thinking!

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[-] leadore@lemmy.world 156 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

This thing about them not getting the promised reward needs to go viral so in the future whenever someone's thinking of turning someone in to get the reward money, they'll know they're highly unlikely to get a damn thing.

[-] Clbull@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

It's gone viral on several meme pages I follow on Facebook...

Also if this employee doesn't get rewarded for the tip-off that led to Luigi's arrest, what kind of message is that going to send to the public about law enforcement? It's just going to reinforce the already-growing ACAB narrative and make people distrust the police even further....

Heck, the very real possibility of being publicly outed, shamed, harassed and threatened for being the one to rat on Luigi, and not getting the promised $60,000 reward could end up radicalising more people.

[-] FinalRemix@lemmy.world 38 points 2 days ago

The average citizen doesn't know, care, or even understand. Nor do they want to.

[-] theneverfox@pawb.social 43 points 2 days ago

That's why everyone who cares needs to spread the word.

People don't need to care. They might share it as a fun factoid, they might just say that's crazy and never think about it again

Until they're in a position to get a reward... They'll care then. That little idea they heard in passing will pop up... Maybe it gives them pause.

$10k is pretty tempting for a lot of people...a chance at a $10k reward they've heard rarely is paid out is a lot less tempting

Maybe they Google it first, maybe they think twice about if the crime is worth reporting. Maybe they see the world in black and white and believe it to be their duty

It's worth spreading some information, even to people that don't care

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[-] JigglySackles@lemmy.world 244 points 2 days ago

This is why you don't snitch. The powers that be don't care about you, have no intention to do right by you, and will actively look for ways to avoid you after they are done with you.

[-] Valmond@lemmy.world 59 points 2 days ago

What was it again, Deny, Delay, ...

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[-] CrayonRosary@lemmy.world 75 points 2 days ago

Anyone have a citation about the rat not getting the money? People keep saying that, but I haven't seen a single article posted about it.

[-] LaLuzDelSol@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago

https://apnews.com/article/luigi-mangione-unitedhealthcare-ceo-reward-money-tips-c17b08531049edb381b954e6b876cfda

"McDonald’s employee who called 911 in CEO’s shooting is eligible for a reward, but it will take time"

Yeah its good to be skeptical of something like this that everyone wants to be true.

[-] AFallingAnvil@lemmy.ca 59 points 2 days ago
[-] MyNameIsAtticus@lemmy.world 62 points 2 days ago

this doesn't really add to the discussion, but i just wanted to say thanks for sharing a source. I feel like i don't see it enough, so i appreciate you taking the time to share it

[-] victorz@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I don't feel like you need to ~~apologize for~~ excuse saying a heartfelt thank you with a text comment, just because it doesn't add to the discussion. We need more of this kindness in the world. ❤️

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[-] Omgboom@lemmy.zip 120 points 2 days ago
[-] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 61 points 2 days ago

🎶 mama, I just killed a man 🎶

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[-] superkret@feddit.org 173 points 3 days ago

...and all that came of the whole affair was a bunch of bad reviews for a McDonald's, which were promptly deleted by the corporation controlling all data.

[-] Olgratin_Magmatoe@lemmy.world 174 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

No, there was a lot more that came of this (unless you're specifically referencing the snitching part).

  • It's made business execs afraid.
  • It's shown the working class how to have solidarity.
  • It's been a rallying cry for how much the people hare the current system.
  • It's given us a martyr.
  • It’s taught the would be school shooters that they’ll get lots of positive attention for redirecting their targets towards those deserving. They’ll get labeled a folk hero, they’ll have people trying to send them money for their legal defense fund, they’ll get their name in the history books. They’ll get everything they ever wanted out of their act of violence.

And I'm sure there's more.

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[-] qx128@lemmy.world 86 points 2 days ago

Did they seriously not give the snitch the bounty? Can anyone provide official news story on this?

[-] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 72 points 2 days ago

Iirc they never actually pay the reward in almost every reward poster for one reason or another.

[-] unphazed@lemmy.world 39 points 2 days ago

Conviction is required, and the informant needs formal recognition by the FBI as a recognized informant first. Karen just called 911, forfeiting the reward.

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[-] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 91 points 2 days ago

I hope that McDonalds has “class traitor” graffiti on it

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[-] granolabar@kbin.melroy.org 97 points 3 days ago

The owner class and their government muppets are flexing right now as if they want to inflame tensions.

Or are they not reading the room?

[-] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 111 points 3 days ago

They have learned over decades that they can do whatever the fuck they please. They don't need to read the room, nothing is gonna happen to them anyway. Also, the public just voted their mascot into the White House for 4 years despite 34 convictions, so they are truly invincible and they know.

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[-] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 72 points 2 days ago

is there news source for "fuck right off about that reward, bud"?

[-] callouscomic@lemm.ee 59 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

It's an easy find. Nobody is literally saying fuck right off, but it's not a stretch to think this shithole society would screw the person over.

https://kpel965.com/mcdonalds-employee-may-not-get-60000-reward-for-tipping-off-police-about-luigi-mangione/

[-] can@sh.itjust.works 124 points 2 days ago

NYPD Crime Stoppers Rules: The NYPD part of the reward is given out through Crime Stoppers. To claim this part, people must have a unique reference number provided when they submit a tip through Crime Stoppers. Unfortunately, because the employee called 911 instead of using the Crime Stoppers hotline, they might not be eligible for this part of the reward.

What a fucking joke. Hope everyone learns the lesson here.

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