this post was submitted on 17 Dec 2024
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[โ€“] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 40 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 11 points 2 months ago

And my axe!

[โ€“] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 27 points 2 months ago
[โ€“] ReCursing@lemmings.world 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] Emperor@feddit.uk 37 points 2 months ago (2 children)

It's not real, unfortunately.

[โ€“] ReCursing@lemmings.world 26 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Well that's just not good enough

[โ€“] Emperor@feddit.uk 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I apologise and will start the actual petition forthwith.

[โ€“] thefartographer@lemm.ee 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That's not soon enough! Can't you start it firstwith?

[โ€“] Emperor@feddit.uk 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Best I can manage is thirdwith and that's my final offer.

[โ€“] superkret@feddit.org 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Damn I wanted to watch that debate

[โ€“] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If we do something like this, don't they have an obligation to respond and debate it

[โ€“] Emperor@feddit.uk 1 points 2 months ago

I suspect petitions like this wouldn't get approved for breaking the terms and conditions.

[โ€“] DaCrazyJamez@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 months ago

So I'm pretty tired, and first read this as Niagra Falls.

Needless to say I had some questions, yet still felt compelled to support the plan.

[โ€“] njm1314@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Which way? Sticky end up right?

[โ€“] dufkm@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Whichever way that makes the pineapple bromelain eat him up from the inside.

[โ€“] Emperor@feddit.uk 1 points 2 months ago

So, something like figging, but with a pineapple? Might need some whittling.

[โ€“] ohwhatfollyisman@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

inference: farage's arse is therefore more popular than pizza.

[โ€“] Emperor@feddit.uk 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Pineapple on pizza is an abomimation.

[โ€“] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 8 points 2 months ago

I mean, of course. I just donโ€™t think it will change his behavior.

[โ€“] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[โ€“] copd@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Its not real, it's faked for internet points

[โ€“] DrownedRats@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Zelda is a boy and you play as him

[โ€“] DrownedRats@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Link is a Twink and you play as himk

are we sure the first one isn't what makes him be that way