I remember when my favorite aquarium store got shuttered. 30+ tanks with the most beautiful fish suddenly dark and filled with doom. Apparently the guy running the shop died, nobody to come in and feed the fish, change the water, and of course the power got cut so everything died and it was the saddest thing I've ever seen

As a piano player this image is terribly sad

Free piano

Musicians developed the perfect piano for Beethoven's Moonshine sonata

why does every guy on british tinder look like this

CIA's failed assassination attempts on Castro example #322

What Luigi Mangione's early attempts lacked in viability, they more than made up for in plausible deniability.

REMEMBER ME, EDDIE?

really enjoyed Home Alone 7 where 44-year-old macaulay culkin lays a series of Wil E Coyote esque traps for Donald Trump, a character who's returning to the series from his cameo in Home Alone 2

The odds a piano on the side walk is a mimic is low, but never zero!

ACME piano

The piano has been drinking (not me)

Used instruments be like...

Damn, missed.

big sandwich

That’s two more carolers. Time to reset the trap.