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Damn his junk is at eye level while standing.
I have a very short friend who is into very tall (by my standards, anyway) men.
This thought occurs to me every time she introduces me to or shows me a picture of her newest love interest.
Yao Ming: 😉😏
This is exactly what I wanted to see thank you
Amazing work, lol
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- Kevin Hart -> 5’2” / 158 cm
- The Rock -> 6’4” / 193 cm
- Shaq -> 7’1” / 216 cm
- Yao Ming -> 7’6” / 229 cm
Shame that Voyager doesn’t appear to have a way to input a clean table in a comment.
No markdown tables? :(
Let me test
| Col1 | Col2 |
|---|---|
| val1 | val2 |
Edit: It works but the text and background are both black??
| NAME | HEIGHT (ft) | HEIGHT (cm) |
|---|---|---|
| Kevin Hart | 5’2” | 158 cm |
| The Rock | 6’4” | 193 cm |
| Shaq | 7’1” | 216 cm |
| Yao Ming | 7’6” | 229 cm |
How’d I do? L
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It's displays correctly for me in Boost.
Connect and any half decent app as well
Where do I find a version of half decent, and how do they compare?
Compared to the others, I'd say it's half decent
Text is white for me (voyager beta 443 and 445)
Looks fine on Jerboa
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Always reminded of this hilarious clip whenever the heights of Kevin Hart and The Rock are mentioned:
Hmm..
Well now I know exactly how I compare to all of these men in a very literal sort of way, since I’m apparently the exact same height as Kevin Hart. Tho I am a bit surprised that the first person I dated is the same height as the rock. He looks a lot bigger.
So that’s fun! Thanks for providing that info :)
I knew Ming was a big guy, but not that big wow. Dude towers over Shaq.
I saw him in person once when I worked in a mall. Poor guy has to duck to avoid ceiling fixtures.
I wonder how many times he's walked into a spinning ceiling fan.
This strikes me as a mistake you can really only make once.
They don't hurt as much as you would expect. They are generally as light as possible and spinning with very little torque for energy efficiency. So even at max speed, it hurts less than bonking your head on something solid at walking speed, which is much more common. I am only 6' 4", you don't have to be as tall as you would think to "get to" experience this.
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I also didn't realize the height difference. I knew Ming was taller but I didn't think it was by THAT much.
well, no, at some point, there is no bigger fish, you've found the biggest fish, you are the biggest fish, congratulations, all the other fish are ashamed
Eventually the fish would be so large it would collapse into a singularity, arguably being fish no longer
Falling down an MC Escher stairway and passing a portrait of Kevin Hart towering over Yao Ming.
I love how everyone involved looks positively delighted to stand with a taller person, except for Kevin Hart.
Here's an older pic with Shaq and Hart, he seems delighted
I mean it's probably Shaq, but there's no way to know for sure...
It's like a father and his 8 year old son.
We're all very proud of you Kevin
Yey :D
I hope Shaq has a matching picture of his smiling face and an arm around someone but we can only see the top of his head
For the others, it doesn't happen that often, so it's interesting when it does.
For Kevin Hart, it's just his reality.
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So Hart could blow Ming without braking a perfect posture.
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I only recognize Dwayne, who are the others?
Kevin Hart, Shaq, and Yao Ming
There has to be at least one person shorter than Kevin Hart
DeVito
Shaq flicking Vs like a filthy Gallagher.
That's not a fish
Starting at Kevin Hart feels like cheating.
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