That's fucked.

how did they discover that? who's just going around cutting random parts of swimmy guys??

SLPT: Poke out your girl's eyeball to get some guaranteed hard lovin.

There is an indoor shrimp farm in Indiana. Really. They also claim they farm sustainably.

https://www.rdmshrimp.com/

Downside: they don't shell them or cut any bits off or anything. That's your job.

That's pretty interesting.
You never think about it, but most of everything is dyed. And that dye has to come from somewhere.

Also, ever eaten a shiny candy? Chances are is coated in confectioners glaze, which is a fancy word for shellac, which is an insect excretion.

Depends on the definition of bug. Entemological true bugs are a very specific class of insects, but the term bug was used to describe any arthropod for significantly longer than proper taxonomy has been around.

So if you're a biologist, no, if you're an anthropologist, yes.

Someone covered in brine shrimp would be more likely to feel covered in bugs than covered in marine crustaceans though.

Small crickets maybe? I haven't had them in years but they're delicious with the right seasoning.

C R O N C H

Hmm. Deep rock too probably.

edit: ok fuck whoever posted that fake PNG

Every time I look at the hive guards after killing them, I think how delicious they look.

I want to eat the hive guards. For democracy.

Steam crabs, don't boil them

Truth is subjective 🙏

The taxonomy puts us right about the same, splitting after phylum. That being said, a shrimp looks a hell of a lot more like a silverfish than I do like a carp.

Well, depending on my general state of health.

People are fish and shrimp is bugs