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[–] Lux@lemmy.blahaj.zone 87 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

From a skim of wikipedia, it looks like most fish "breath" in through the mouth and out through the gills, so the cigarette would probably be in the mouth

[–] HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 26 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Only one of these looks cool

[–] misterdoctor@lemmy.world 19 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

Only one allows you to smoke double the amount of cigarettes compared to conventional methods

[–] Shawdow194@fedia.io 26 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I prefer my fish smoking like this

[–] RandomStickman@fedia.io 21 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That's the product, OP's pic is the process

[–] BlemboTheThird@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 3 points 3 weeks ago

I’d like a pound of the Menthol flavored smoked Floun-dah.

[–] Kitathalla@lemy.lol 18 points 3 weeks ago

Mouth. Water goes in the mouth, across some cool counterflowing blood veins, and exits the gills.

[–] salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

I mean, we have both mouths and noses, but I've never seen anyone stick a cig in their nostrils lol

[–] brb@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Me and my friends definitely did that as teenagers. It's not pleasant.

[–] salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 3 weeks ago

I've never actually smoked one so I'm definitely not the best source! I know what its like breathing it secondhand - I can't imagine what it would smell like if you smoked it through your nose haha

[–] Marthirial@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The guill way would be like smoking a cigarette with your nose.

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 weeks ago

im pretty sure the water goes into the mouth and out of the guills, so a cigarette on the guills would be like putting it in your nose while breathing in only through the mouth and breathing out only through the nose

[–] motor_spirit@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago

that first fish could probably convince me to do just about anything..

[–] late_night@sopuli.xyz 5 points 3 weeks ago

Mouth for attention, gills for results

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 3 weeks ago

this is the essence of good worldbuilding

[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

That second one makes me feel very uncomfortable.

[–] HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I don't know, but they'll look cooler either way. I look great when I'm smoking a cigar behind my cheek.

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago

aw man dont even get me started on me smoking through my lungs. so cool.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Now, if a fish were to try a caffeine enema...

[–] HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 4 points 3 weeks ago

Emm, I can see Starbucks marketing their non-GMO, caffeine infused smoked salmon bagel sandwiches. Now with wider a-holes.

[–] ZombieMantis@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Straight up the cloaca.

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It would be impossible to smoke a cigarette underwater, so neither.

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

True that. The fish would vape.

[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 weeks ago

I can hear the top one singing already

[–] DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago