Divided States of Affairs
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The only correct answer.
Fuckwitistan might be prudent after the russian takeover.
Fascistan
Ignorancia
Corpoland
Gun-ited Steaks
RetroPolice, like metropolis but it's a reactionary police state
Just revert to using the old name: Vinland.
“Yucatán”
Which means “the end of your finger” because the Spanish asked some folks what they were pointing at and they didn’t understand the question
The birth place of Jesus
That's so Utah.
George Soros' United Commune of Mexifornia
Vespucciland
Ozempia
Annual bidding by major corporations for the opportunity to rename the country each year, stadium style.
Let's go United States of Waste Management
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Brawndoland
President Camacho would be a marked improvement.
Northern Lands of g.u.l.f. (= greedy unelected lying fascists)
oligarchistan
Wackoland
Muskland. Quickly so we can start a fight.
Still the same guy, but the Firesign Theater suggested decades ago that the country be called Vespucciland.
And yeah, we name everything else after people's last names.
After Hispaniola they made a brief slave raid in the Bahamas, capturing 232 Lucayans, and then returned to Spain.[34] src
i think the cult would call him 'one of the good ones'
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Red, white and blue land obviously.
Whatever the natives decide on tbh. Turtle island is popular but applies to the continent not the country
Hmm, idiocracy fits I guess. Seems to describe our country well enough.
Bonerland