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[–] TrojanRoomCoffeePot@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (7 children)

Odds are low, but not zero. Still a bit of a nothingburger now that we've been able to successfully land probes on asteroids to sample their contents (and even send back video similar to images taken by Mars rovers). Strap a small thermonuclear warhead to an unmanned probe and redirect its trajectory - not a simple matter but entirely feasible.

[–] Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Make a probe with a giant fuel tank and engine land on the asteroid then just fire away to push it slightly off target so it misses the planet. Don't need to destroy just alter the trajectory a tiny bit.

[–] TrojanRoomCoffeePot@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

You're right, but the nuke is a good backup plan too. Beyond that, the UFO community has been saying for years that NHI's explicitly told human leaders to never use nuclear weapons in space (or else), and I want to know if it's true or not...

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wtf, no, the way to deflect an asteroid is to send something near it while it's far away. Blowing it up just risks another smaller asteroid hitting us. Small changes in direction while incredibly fast away will change its path enough to be safe.

[–] TrojanRoomCoffeePot@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Holdup, your user avatar can be a GIF too?!

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 1 points 1 month ago

I have no idea, I had this on my computer so I uploaded it and it works. It works on some front ends and apps and not on others. I was just happy with the magic and used it!

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[–] rimjob_rainer@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 month ago

Don't give me hope

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Some examples of very enjoyable related media that are not Don't Look Up include The Last Policeman book trilogy and the Netflix animated series Carol & the End of the World.

(There's nothing wrong with Don't Look Up, but it's the only recommendation I ever see.)

[–] improbablypoopingrn@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 2 points 1 month ago

Yes, but the audience score is at 80%.

An interesting thought is that if it actually hits, this might provide the impetus for some countries to get their shit together and get into space for good. Potentially changing the course of history.

[–] StinkySocialist@lemmy.ml 1 points 4 weeks ago
[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Alabamans are still marrying their cousins.

[–] ajoebyanyothername@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What are you talking about Shelbyville, why would we want to marry our cousins?

[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Yes! Eat all of our shorts!

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