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[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 44 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Every time I see this meme, I'm reminded of this, which basically argues that the shire is just a specific type of feudal system, that looks like a place of rulerless plenty because the main characters are mostly that systems informal equivalent of nobility.

[–] Drusas@fedia.io 3 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Full disclosure: I have not read your link yet, but I intend to.

How can a gardener be nobility? Frodo, definitely could see. But then there are the Tooks and Brandybucks going out and stealing produce and foraging for mushrooms? Not exactly nobility activities.

[–] RedSnt@feddit.dk 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

But then there are the Tooks and Brandybucks going out and stealing produce and foraging for mushrooms? Not exactly nobility activities.

Another way of looking at it is that they don't have to work and is using their past time doing crime just for kicks. That kind of dickishness sounds very much like that of the spawn of nobles.

[–] Ecen@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And to add to this, yea Sam is the only one in the Fellowship who isn't a Maia, heir to the king/steward, heir in a noble family or just rich enough not to have to work, and actually has a normal job.

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

And he has to carry the guy who's supposedly doing all the work

[–] AEsheron@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Remember, they are still pretty much children in Hobbit society. Both the Tooks and Brandeybucks hold fair bits of land, it's just their wild kids running around giving the farmers trouble. And of course there's never any real consequences for them beyond a slap on the wrist.

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

Frodo was around 50 during the events of lord of the rings, making him an adult comparable to maybe a 30yo human. Sam was a bit younger and Merry & Pippin were basically teenagers

[–] Seleni@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Sam wasn’t, and the article goes into that. He was, in fact, one of Frodo’s tenant farmers and thus part of the Baggins family’s social support network. Hence why he becomes Frodo’s ‘batman’ during the Ring Quest.

As far as the childish mischief of Merry and Pippin, in the books it’s mushrooms only, actually. And Merry and Pippin are actually much higher-ranking than Frodo, who’s a mere ‘gentlehobit’. (They are, however, also much younger; Pippin especially is barely out of what Hobbits consider childhood.)

Pippin is the son of the Thrain, the closest the Shire gets to an actual leader and nobility, as it’s his job to ‘stand in’ for the absent King. Merry is the son of the Master of Buckland, another very powerful and very old family in the Shire.

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

So Pippin and Boromir were in nearly the same position, but with wildly different stakes. Huh.

Both Samwise Gamgee and his father, Hamfast Gamgee,

Oh god I snorted vodka. Hamfast?

[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 39 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Look Tolkein liked monarchy, what can you do about it. The Shire is still an anarchist commune, when it's not on fire

[–] Skua@kbin.earth 47 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I'm not sure it really fits the bill there. It had a largely-ceremonial hereditary monarchy (which Pippin inherits from his dad about 15 years after the ring was destroyed) which can call assemblies to discuss matters, an elected mayor (which Sam served as several times over after the ring), and law enforcement in the form of the shiriffs. Tolkien does describe it as "hardly any" government, yes, but to me it seems perhaps unsurprisingly more like a miniaturised version of the British system

[–] Phineaz@feddit.org 22 points 1 month ago

I mean, medieval communities were often somewhat self-managed due to the simple fact that judicial courts were far away, and the local bailiff had to enact the laws. Every-day law was mostly on a by-case basis, and if they didn't notice or care, there was no law.

[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They have a healthy system of vegetable competitions and scowls to keep the order.

That’s all most neighbourhoods and small groups need.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Only because they were a client state of Arnor and their militant successors, the Rangers of Dunedain! Who keep all the "riffraff out."

The Shire is a redlined suburb, wake up sheeple.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago

*Orcs move in*

"There goes the neighborhood"

[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Did hobbits support the death penalty?

[–] False@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

They killed wormtongue so I'm going to go with yes

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Denethor was a Mordor asset. He had to be removed.

[–] IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Honestly, that makes them even more of a CIA analog; removing one autocrat in favour of another, who is more aligned with their interests.

[–] chaogomu@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The only thing that makes them not a CIA analog, the plan actually worked and no one was secretly dosed with LSD.

[–] Glytch@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

We don't know what's in lembas bread

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Meth.

It's meth bread.

Gives a man the energy to march and fight all day with a single bite?

Please.

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 month ago

hobbits not feeling any of it after eating a bunch of it?

Total meth heads with tolerance

[–] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 11 points 1 month ago

that's what they want you to believe.

[–] Brunbrun6766@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hey the man removed himself

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Let's keep the people believing that, good citizen!

[–] remon@ani.social 18 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Gondor had like 30 Kings before that ...

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 18 points 1 month ago

Gondor has no ~~pants~~ king, Gondor needs no king.

[–] AEsheron@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don't think that's true, is it? I think Gondor had a small handful of kings before the line was broken and had a long string of stewards. Didn't Isildur sail from Numenor and establish Gondor himself? So, one single king, right?

[–] MDCCCLV@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 month ago

No, isildurs nephew led the line of kings in gondor for two thousand years before the plague and civil war weakened gondor and it ended when the witch king nazgul killed the last king of gondor.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So did France but they figured out how to break the cycle (eventually)

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

It's interesting how they went back to a monarch I think three times

[–] VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

The line of stewards were kings in all but name as a hereditary monarchical position with all the duties and authority of the king. They theoretically had to give up power if a member of the royal family ever came back to claim the throne, but Aragorn wasn't exactly chomping at the bit to do so and only took over after Denethor killed himself with his two heirs being either dead or too injured to lead. The stewards had ruled Gondor for over a thousand years and a well liked one could have easily gotten the people behind them to reject Aragorn's claim and formally taken the title of king.

[–] Hoimo@ani.social 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The people rejecting a rightful claim to the throne is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a pure bloodline and a big sword, not from some farcical democratic ceremony.

[–] Glytch@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Only if the big sword was hurled by a watery tart

[–] MadJockMcMad@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

What about a moistened bint?

[–] MDCCCLV@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The shire was founded under the rule of the king of arnor, as a semi independent shire. So aragorn was technically king of the shire.

[–] faercol@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 month ago

Until the beginning of the Fourth Age when King Elessar (Aragorn) makes it a free land (still under protection)

[–] Nanook@lemm.ee 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

lol, the secret lives of Hobbitses. GOLLUM WAS RIGHT

[–] witty_username@feddit.nl 7 points 1 month ago

Eru's own special little favourites

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 month ago

They didn't remove an unfriendly one beforehand tho.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 month ago

Here's the thing.

He named it even. Please read about Thing/Din of the old germans, it's basically a simple democracy.

[–] Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] vvvvv@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I first read it as "hobbyists" and was very confused.