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[–] Etterra@discuss.online 4 points 5 days ago

Hang on there Anon, I'm thirsty so I'm gonna get a cup of bleach before you start.

[–] pega_sus@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

Project Horizons, a spin off, has 1,780,334 words.

[–] Chip_Rat@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

Reply All, keeping me up to date on pop culture.

[–] selokichtli@lemmy.ml 8 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

OP's gay and a furry. Lol.

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

That's like a quarter of lemmy.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 112 points 1 week ago (8 children)
[–] KoalaUnknown@lemmy.world 41 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

It is split into five volumes, totaling 620,000 words across more than 2,000 pages.

surprised pikachu face

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 20 points 6 days ago (6 children)

how does a pony fire an AK-47?

[–] Demdaru@lemmy.world 17 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Battle saddles - basically a saddle with mouth trigger to which you mount whatever weapon you need and auto reload on kick. Or telekinesis, if unicorn.

[–] Flagstaff@programming.dev 1 points 5 days ago

Okay, that's enough Internet for me today.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 14 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I haven't read it, since it's MLP, and also since it's apparently 2000 pages, so I can't tell you. But I do want to know

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 15 points 6 days ago (2 children)

In "Fallout: Equestria," ponies fire guns and perform other actions using:

  1. Magic and Telekinesis: Unicorns use magic to manipulate objects.
  2. Adaptive Technology: Specialized tools and mechanisms for hooves.
  3. Collaboration: Teamwork leveraging unique strengths.
  4. Creative Problem-Solving: Innovative use of tools and environment.

These adaptations showcase the ponies' resilience in a post-apocalyptic world.

Huh. Dunno if any of that is true, shan't verify

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Or, in Tamers12345’s universe (objectively the best one) you can just DO it… with varying degrees of success.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 8 points 6 days ago

Sometimes in fantasy or scifi it's fine to say "that's just how it is, don't worry about it" hah

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

Ok, now do Fallout: the Care Bears.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 5 days ago

It pulls the trigger. Duh.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

AK, in Fallout world? Pffft

[–] Bonsoir@lemmy.ca 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The "chinese assault rifle" from Fallout 3 looks pretty much like an AK to me.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 3 points 6 days ago

It pretty much is tbh

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

You might be overthinking it.

They have particularly nimble pelvic muscles.

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 15 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Honestly, Wikipedia, who the fuck still uses a subdomain for mobile?

[–] user224 4 points 5 days ago

Honestly, please do. Don't try to deduce it from UA or worse yet, aspect ratio. The results are predictable this way. Or maybe have 3 subdomains, m.example.org for mobile, d.example.org for desktop, example.org for auto.

[–] satans_methpipe@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I see you've never done serious web development.

[–] jmcs@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 day ago

I did and I don't use subdomains for mobile. Have you tried being good at it?

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 17 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Ok time to close IE6 and get you to bed grandpa

[–] satans_methpipe@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago

Stop stealing my heart pills.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 points 6 days ago

Surprisingly, I know about this, thanks to Station 13 shenanigans.

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[–] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 72 points 1 week ago (4 children)

There were at least 4 books from what I remember. They made physical hardback copies so you could enjoy an MLP fanfic for the low low cost of $120!

https://www.ministryofimage.net/product-page/fallout-equestria

[–] ace_of_based@sh.itjust.works 27 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I was shocked at first but then i was like "yeah, sounds right" and then i looked up the word count of this collection of stories and...620,000 words across over 2000 pages.

War and Peace only has 587,000.

amazed. I'm amazed. Thanks for showing me this.

[–] anyhow2503@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

There's a Super Smash Bros Brawl fanfiction with over 4.1 million words. It used to hold some kind of unofficial record for the longest piece of english fiction, but I think there's longer ones out there now.

[–] ace_of_based@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 days ago

It had been a long battle for survival, but he managed to stop the imbeciles from defeating him for real. Tabuu, though, had been weakened during the battle. As he floated along in the void of the Subspace surrounded by darkness and swirling purple and blue colors, he reflected on the disastrous end of the battle.

Master Hand had shown up right before Tabuu could terminate the big group of Smashers. As a last ditch attempt, the omnipotent hand used his space-bending powers to recall each one of the Smashers to their worlds, back into the past before they participated in the Brawl tourney and the war against the Subspace Army. He then called Crazy Hand, and both of them escaped from Tabuu's clutches, effectually putting a sudden end to the conflict for the time being…

Oh. Oh dear oh deary dear... there are millions of these words.

[–] mariusafa 22 points 6 days ago (2 children)

What in the cursed hell is this

[–] Demdaru@lemmy.world 21 points 6 days ago

Fallout with no brakes and ponies.

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 2 points 5 days ago

Fat roman larpers fuck mutant ponies or something probably.

[–] RowRowRowYourBot@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

How are the rights holders for MLP and Fallout not suing the shit out of this publisher?

[–] remon@ani.social 4 points 5 days ago

If this was in stock right now I'd be down $120.

[–] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 57 points 1 week ago (13 children)

Have you heard of Sonic? What about Pikachu? Now, what happens when we combine them together to make... Sonichu!

[–] Schadrach 5 points 5 days ago

Now, what happens when we combine them together to make… Sonichu!

...you get serially harassed by online weirdos, likely become the single most documented human in all of history because of said weirdos, come out as trans and eventually get charged for incest with your mother?

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

Do NOT ask me what color his arms are.

You should know.

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