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I buy $1M worth of gold. Definitely something that could be done in a day, and it's a good investment and highly liquid.

My partner is not an artist, but he could paint something on some nice paper in a few minutes. Buy a frame, give him the rest of the $1mil, proudly display the piece in our house. I trust him to use that money well.

Medical debt. Just buy up as many people's medical debt as I can.

There's basically nothing I could buy and have it delivered in the same day anywhere near that amount unless you count stocks or something.

My first instinct was solar and battery for the house, electric car, new tractor, farm supplies, and home improvement (japanese houses aren't great and I would basically gut and rebuild my house as a net zero at least passivhaus).

Is this a "Brewster's Millions" scenario, where it has to be wasted, or do you just have to buy a bunch of crap?

Also, I'm presuming you aren't counting time for the check/etc to clear. Otherwise, very few of us could ever even conceivably make that level of transaction.

I would buy myself a nice camera and several lenses (easy $200K right there), a new phone, and a new car. I would then donate the rest to the local homeless shelter.

Stocks, crypto, favors, etc

Stocks

I invest it.

Go to all the dealerships in my town and buy up as much inventory as possible. You can purchase the cars that day and pay cash in full but you won't receive them for a while. While you wait you have a few days to weeks to coordinate with as many groups as possible to "give" those cars to families in need assuming they can cover the cost of insurance for that vehicle.

There's a lotus dealership up the road, or a Corvette dealership a little farther. Honestly I'm very close to several luxury car dealerships so I would just buy a few cars.

1 million dollars... worth of pudding.

Why no houses? I'm sure I could find a house that they could sign over that day if I paid the whole million in cash. It'd be a shithole anyway, if it's only a million bucks.

I guess I could buy a million dollars worth of shares in something that will likely go up by a few cents if not a few dollars the next day, so I could immediately sell the shares and would have more than 1 million.

How many school lunch bills can be paid with that?

Or tuition for how many community college students?

9am Porsche dealership, point at whatever the most expensive one in the showroom and say "I want it and I want it right now, how much? Ill bring it back for its first service tomorrow but I want to drive it out right now" drive it straight to the Audi dealership and repeat at the BMW dealership, if I have enough money and time left, head to the Honda dealership and grab a Type R.

The following day, drive the cars back to the dealership, say "I know I'm going to take a loss but I've changed my mind. Can you buy the car back?"

Probably wind up with about $700,000 and I'm not taking back the Type R.

You know... there's an old movie about just this topic called "brewster's millions"

Drugs 😊

A 60’ sailing catamaran ah damn the rule ok well lemme think

Well, being is that I already have all of the equipment set up, I could just pay off my house and all of my debts with the remaining, I don't know, $600,000 just buy jewelry and cars that I can then resell in the future or something if need be.

https://auspost.com.au/shop/collectables/coins-and-banknotes/banknotes

All legal currency

some art about a banana duct-taped into a wall

Easy - index funds.

Take out a loan using the million dollars collateral and then pay it off with the million dollars?

142,858 pints

A bunch of visa giftcards.