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[–] ace_garp@lemmy.world 24 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Just wipe out ALL mosquitoes, and then measure what the actual influence is on the food-web for other animals and plants.

[–] CapitalNumbers@lemm.ee 16 points 6 days ago (1 children)

no joke but i remember reading something about this aagggeesssss ago where a group of researchers modelled the effects of no more mozzies on the food chain and found that, because barely anything fucking eats them, their eradication would be negligible

[–] ace_garp@lemmy.world 14 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Glad to hear it.

Proceeding with Phase 1.

[–] djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I really want someone to just really start messing around with the human genome, see the limits of gene expression. Let's add horns, let's add tusks, let's add tails, and wings, and carapaces, and antennae, and claws, let's just see what happens. Human evolution has gotten so tired and trite; let's add some spice.

[–] fermuch@lemmy.ml 12 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Don't let the furrys hear you

[–] AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee 3 points 6 days ago

Too late. Off to back those experiments... as soon as I figure out how to become one of the suspiciously wealthy furries

[–] Lv_InSaNe_vL@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Or creating super mutant athletes. Like how fast do you think a modified human body could run? Or jump?

[–] trolololol@lemmy.world 13 points 6 days ago

I heard there's a guy called Luigi with a cool idea.

[–] callyral@pawb.social 21 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Here's a very unethical linguistics experiment that I think would be interesting:

Raising a group of children completely isolated from any language, spoken or otherwise. They would not be fully isolated from people, but those people would not be able to communicate with each other in the vicinity of the children (no speaking, no gestures, etc.) Of course, to isolate them from language would mean strictly controlling their lives (very unethical). Could they communicate with each other, and maybe even develop a language?

[–] klugerama@lemmy.world 18 points 6 days ago

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feral_child

Not a controlled environment but it's happened several times, with varied results.

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee 12 points 6 days ago

they tried babies without anybody and they all ended up dying at some point. turns out human connection is pretty essential

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 18 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Try to find out at which temperature Musk begins to melt.

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

That sounds incredibly humane actually. Information like that will save lives.

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 17 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Lobotomize all conservatives to see if their IQ increases.

We've exhausted all other options.

[–] steeznson@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

In The Host (2007) they lobotomise the protagonist but he's so dumb it doesn't affect him

[–] AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee 14 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Seems pretty tame compared to various other answers, but keeping people under anesthesia longer than expected during surgery and seeing how it affects things like memory or personality.

Supposedly after an open heart surgery I had gone through over a decade ago, my mother swears my personality changed. Though I can't remember if that's true because my memory has felt, in a sense, kinda foggy since then. So I wanna know if it was because I was under for longer than expected or because the surgery itself.

[–] medgremlin@midwest.social 12 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I would wager that it's more to do with the surgery itself. Even transient hypoxia from blood not getting to your brain for a little bit can make a big difference. Anesthesia is used very frequently with rare complications, but complex heart surgeries have higher complication rates.

[–] AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Sounds fair enough that it could have just been the surgery. I'm nowhere near a medical professional, but I can totally see unforseen complications having happened to me.

[–] medgremlin@midwest.social 2 points 5 days ago

Brains are very finicky things and they get very upset if there's any disruption in their supply of glucose and oxygen, but anesthetics are carefully selected to not disrupt that as much as possible. Anesthesia might paralyze the muscles you use to breathe, but that's what the intubation and ventilator is for. The anesthetics we use don't affect the heart muscle because it uses different ions and chemicals than every other type of muscle in the body to generate contractions. However, open heart surgery will absolutely mess with the heart which will disrupt circulation.

[–] steeznson@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I'd be interested in this too. Maybe some synapsed stop firing if they are put to sleep for long enough.

Alternatively your mother might be gaslighting you.

[–] AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee 3 points 6 days ago

I doubt she is gaslighting me because there's not much for her to gain from her doing it. Tighter control over family is something I expect from her family rather than her.

[–] Adderbox76@lemmy.ca 16 points 6 days ago

Raise a group of a dozen newborns with absolutely zero contact outside of their own group. Food and necessities get provided of course, but no language learning, no nurturing, no generational teaching.

What kind of community do they form when they are old enough to grasp such things? Do they develop their own language; or a different method of communication entirely. How do they stratify their society, or even do they?

At a certain point, when they are old enough, introduce challenges that only work if they cooperate with one another. See what happens.

[–] steeznson@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The metal gear solid thing where you clone someone into two separate people but one gets all the recessive genes and the other gets all the dominant ones

[–] Big_Boss_77@lemmynsfw.com 9 points 6 days ago

You'd have to have the third, true 1:1 clone as control for this to be a valid experiment.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Who from the US government will last the longest in a bonfire. Although it might be questionable if this experiment is really unethical.

[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 6 points 6 days ago

I'll allow it, we can also see if two wrongs make a right.

[–] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 6 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

I want to see what happens we just have mob lynchings of politicians if their approval drops to below 50%.

Maybe the world would become a utopia?

👀

[–] Lv_InSaNe_vL@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Tbh I don't think anything would really get done. Politicians would just recycle the same super popular ideas to prevent themselves from getting lynched.

It'd be like how video games companies are just churning out safe titles they know will sell really well, but with our government instead of video games.

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[–] CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

Nice try, Mengele

[–] steeznson@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

Recreate the setup of Training Day and see how many people become dirty cops because they get finessed by Denzel Washington

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