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[–] koper@feddit.nl 28 points 5 days ago

May you live in interesting times. What I wouldn't give for a calmly moving trolley.

[–] Enkrod@feddit.org 11 points 5 days ago
[–] noretus@sopuli.xyz 15 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Chop wood and carry water.

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

3: ????

4: smoke brisket

[–] the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago

Nothing happening is exactly what I want. I want life to be so boring that I can wake up in the morning and KNOW that no one is scheming yet more ways to ruin my country or stomp on my rights.

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 8 points 5 days ago
[–] cronenthal@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Read Camus, go absurdist, enjoy life. It's so easy.

[–] timmytbt@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I agree with the premise, but it is not easy to reprogram a lifetime of conditioning.

[–] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Sounds like you haven't read enough Camus

[–] timmytbt@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 days ago

Maybe not 🤪

[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 6 points 5 days ago

I like my trolley rides without screaming.

[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago (2 children)

True peace is the opportunity to find joy. If you haven’t the means to read a book, or take the time to enjoy a coffee, or take a walk, etc. then everything is not fine.

[–] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

spoken like a true leftist.

[–] Izolith@feddit.uk 2 points 5 days ago

I find it hard to understand how this is leftism.

Is the right supposed to go hunting killing animals while driving their monster truck through a nature reserve? The right couldn't do things like these?

Like what the fuck is this tribalism.

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 5 points 5 days ago

What I wouldn't give for a ride like that nowadays

[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 4 points 5 days ago

Screaming is just as exhausting and meaningless as not screaming.

[–] I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

This meme would have worked a lot better a few years ago. Hell, even a few months ago.

Life is no longer uneventful, the trolly's brakes have been cut and it is on fire, there are clearly people tied to the tracks and the trolley is already rolling over them.

It was supposed to be space travel... It was supposed to be space travel..

That's btw one of the many reasons why people want to go to Mars. Adventure and excitement guaranteed.

[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 days ago

Plenty of people are screaming.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

Welcome to the good place

[–] Panamalt@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 days ago

Oh, I'm screaming, dw

[–] Kertyna@feddit.nl 2 points 5 days ago

Maybe we can tie someone down on the tracks, that'll spice things up.

[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

Screaming? That was a couple of miles ago. Everyone on the tracks was screaming. Then they went quiet. Now its just getting warmer and warmer. Can't wait to finally get to Auschwitz and take a shower like the guards said to do!

[–] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)
[–] devfuuu@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago
[–] wedge@lemmy.one 1 points 5 days ago

Go faster damn you!

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 1 points 5 days ago

All the characters in the Neighborhood of Make Believe are just trapped in a trolley problem.

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 1 points 5 days ago

Snowpiercer, except there's no real plot or change. You are in the car you're in, period.