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[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 79 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If they ever file for Chapter 7, I will be deeply disappointed if the headline doesn't read, "Hooters Goes Tits Up".

[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago

Documents state business has been sagging over the decades.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 54 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They could have easily turned things around had they listened to demand and created a Femboy Hooters spin-off.

[–] Iamsqueegee@sh.itjust.works 49 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] AbidanYre@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 points 2 months ago

Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me.

[–] Iamsqueegee@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago

Do you like hot wings? I like hot wings.

[–] iamanurd@midwest.social 9 points 2 months ago

You win for the day

[–] TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee 30 points 2 months ago (4 children)

How could you fuck up tits, wings, and beer?

[–] thejml@lemm.ee 28 points 2 months ago

To be fair, the last time I was there, the beer was cold and refreshing, the tits were adequately plump and on display, the waitress owning them was punctual and friendly, the order was accurate and the wings were pretty darn tasty.

But I’d much rather go to my local brewery or small restaurant down the street, support local and small business owners, and enjoy a smaller and cozier setting. There’s just so many other options, picking a chain like Hooters isn’t really something that happens often.

[–] Buffalobuffalo@reddthat.com 10 points 2 months ago

I dont know if it my local sports bar scene, but hooters is not the sluttiest sports bar nor has the best food. I feel like it has all this sexy reputation, it’s weird to bring kids too, but at the same time if you want to go to a bar for boobs there are better options.

[–] Deello@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago

Onlyfans pays better

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 18 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Oh My God! Prepare for a Tsunami of third-rate jokes by second-rate comedians!

I can vividly see before my mind's eye a stand-up guy walking up and down the tiny stage, speaking into his mic: "BTW, have y'all heard that Hooters went bankrupt? [Insert punchline objectifying women]"

[–] Gstocklein@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They started a door-to-door service called Knockers.

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 1 points 2 months ago
[–] andrewta@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

I’m thinking Fluffy could do some good work with a joke in that area.

[–] SaltSong@startrek.website 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Hummm. No boob jokes. This might be legitimate.

[–] Inucune@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

Hooters goes tits-up.

[–] PalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

If you want the Hooters experience, go to Twin Peaks. The guy who originally ran Hooters runs it.

[–] pepperprepper@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Time to go stroll around the Hooters parking lots to find a new babysitter =D

[–] CmdrShepard42@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

Why set the bar so low when you could be searching for your future ex-wife?

[–] Wandjina@lemm.ee 7 points 2 months ago
[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

"Millennials killed Hooters, news at 11"

[–] DearMoogle@lemmy.today 5 points 2 months ago

An institution!

[–] Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 3 points 2 months ago

About damn time.

[–] hedhoncho@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

To be fair their chicken wings give you the shits and their cake is made of ketchup.

[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Americans are running out of large breasts!

[–] slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 1 points 2 months ago

It's not the lack of latge breasts, it's just that the rest of the body is coming in xxl too