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Complimentary mini muffins
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A second mini muffin has hit my stomach.
It’s an inside scone!
Body heat can't melt chocolate chip!!!
Sounds like we need to launch Operation Dessert Storm
And get Saddam in custardy.
My cholesterol level is under attack
God I just noticed the logo looks like two towers falling as well. *chefs kiss
That's the first thing I noticed! What else is there to notice?
Imagine the patisserie chef at this hotel.
getting up at 4:15am
Wife: "Babe why so early?"
PC: "Its 9/11, I have to make the memorial muffins."
Later
Hotel manager: Chef, wheres my 9/11 muffins? Its almost 8:45 we have to hit this 30 minute window, and there's a line of hungry patriots waiting already!
Chef is crying in kitchen. The heat of the oven was too much. Chocolate chips are falling off the edges of the muffins and splattering on the baking tray.
What are you doing chef?! You've ruined it! God, this is the worst 9/11.
"This is the 9/11 of 9/11s."
Its enough suffering that hes almost tempted to crash an airplane into a building.
"Oven fuel doesn't melt the muffin tray!"
Oven heat cán melt chocolate chips!
It's what they would have wanted.
I feel like the cutoff should be 4 minutes earlier than it is.
Much like the ripple effect of 9/11 it should start at 9:11 and then go on forever for some bizarre reason
insane if true
These muffins taste like asbestos.
I'm making muffins asbestos I can!
I don't get it
Mini muffins are like mini cupcakes which are already a smaller version of a cake. How cheap can they be
A lot less than 911
Slow down Kevin
Never Forget?
Did they at least make small towers of the mini muffins? Knock them over and finalize a pretty shitty tribute?
This image is still funny
Hey, I had some of Marriot's Kristallnacht Bagel Bonanza, and the schmear was to die for.
Please tell me the tine range is based on the plane hits
The time range is based on the plane hits.
This is America
this post was submitted on 03 Sep 2023
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