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"Their entire economy will just implode without our money. It will hurt but ultimately these tariffs are what needs to happen for us to rebuild our country."

Then he was telling me about how Bill Maher, this "super liberal Hollywood guy" met with trump, and how impressed he was, and how genuine trump was, and how Trump knew all about him, and oh my god guys trump is such a genuine guy. What you see is what you get, and he "actually cares about people". Even the liberals (everyone to the left of Bill fucking Maher I guess) see how great trump is.

Anyway I kinda hate my dad and I wish I could leave this hellhole.

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[–] GeneralSwitch2Boycott@hexbear.net 68 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's really annoying how conservatives view resources as basically infinite and infinitely wastable but the fictional bullshit we use to account for it's so limited and precious and can never be wasted or squandered.

[–] LargeAdultRedBook@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

materialisn't

[–] dead@hexbear.net 55 points 1 week ago (3 children)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Turtle_and_the_Monkey

This fable has been on my mind today. A turtle and a monkey find a banana tree. The turtle says that they should plant the tree in the turtle's garden and they'll share the fruits. The selfish monkey thinks it can outsmart the turtle. They agree to cut the tree in half. The monkey takes the top half of the tree because fruits come from the top of a tree. The monkey plants the top half of the tree and the turtle plants the bottom half. Over time, the monkey's tree has wilted and the turtle's tree has grown back to be full and bearing fruits. In the end, the monkey steals bananas from the turtle and then the turtle kills the monkey as revenge.

The tariff war is kind of like cutting the banana tree in half. America thinks that they have the high ground because they think that value comes from money and America controls USD, but China has the better material circumstance because they have the manufacturing capabilities. China wants to share the fruits, but America is selfish. You can see where this going.

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 47 points 1 week ago

In the end, the monkey steals bananas from the turtle and then the turtle kills the monkey as revenge.

mao-aggro-shining

[–] FidelChadstro@hexbear.net 30 points 1 week ago

I've been consuming a lot of rednote content recently and this feels spot on for the proud/nationalist vibes on social media, not undeservedly so

[–] theturtlemoves@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

There's this Terry Pratchett novel where there's a revolt against the unpopular ruler of a city. The army secures the palace, the banks and other posh neighbourhoods. The rebels - who are mostly working-class and have a better idea of what actually matters - take over the markets, the industrial areas, the city gates (through which food comes in and goods go out) and so on.

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 49 points 1 week ago (7 children)

I wish I knew why Westerners think they need to destroy China

I mean, I know why, because they think this shit is a zero sum game of domination. But what do they think will happen when this is all over, even if they were correct (which they aren't).

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 40 points 1 week ago (1 children)

what do they think will happen

China will become a copy of the US (i.e. no public infrastructure, rent seeking/enshittification as the main economy, shitty chain restaurants, Walmart, 20' tall pickup trucks/SUVs, etc.) and the Chinese people will worship white people as saviors. Whitey will get to go to China, take whatever he wants, abuse whoever he wants, and exploit anything he sees.

The main wish? Whitey's foreign policy problems will go away. No China means a return to USA being #1 with the military to back it up.

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 16 points 1 week ago

Walmart, 20' tall pickup trucks/SUVs, etc.

They already have these (well, they have Costco), at least. So the transition won't be rough in terms of treats.

[–] Tiocfaidhcaisarla@hexbear.net 34 points 1 week ago

America really saw the demise of it's greatest adversary, the USSR, and promptly forgot that happened and while things keep declining here decided it's China's fault suddenly and if they could only defeat them then we'll really be free this time f'real

[–] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 30 points 1 week ago

For the rank and file at least, I think a lot of it comes from a lifetime of unexamined white supremacy. If China emerges as a legitimate opposing pole or worse surpasses the US, that means that maybe whitey isn't #1 at everything.

[–] TheThrillOfTime@lemmy.ml 25 points 1 week ago

It's called propaganda

[–] conditional_soup@lemm.ee 19 points 1 week ago

I'm pretty sure it's really just trying to cling to the idea of the US as the dominant global imperial power. Not in those terms, ofc, but that's what it is.

[–] Blakey@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago

The way liberals play it kinda is zero sum, but I know what you mean

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The true believers I’ve seen online are all 100% convinced that the reshoring of manufacturing will happen overnight. As if all the factories are sitting there, just waiting for the lights to turn back on, and that the institutional knowledge needed to run the factories is a given. They treat any questioning of the material barriers to reshoring as a lack of faith in the elbow greasing powers of the American entrepreneurial spirit.

[–] TreadOnMe@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I will say that these are predictions made almost entirely by people who do not work in manufacturing, or if they do work in manufacturing, they have very limited contact with Asia and over-value the overall quality of their production (even if they may have better quality standards in particular products). Anybody I know who actually has experience working with Asia and Asia manufacturing are incredibly pessimistic about the effects of this, because the main reason that things are 'still' in Asia is because there is no work force to sustain American production. It doesn't matter if you reshore it if there is no one to work it.

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

Oh yeah, it’s either people with no experience romanticizing the mid-20th century “golden” era or it’s boomers that retired from their legacy manufacturing job 15+ years ago and have completely outdated notions of what modern manufacturing is like.

[–] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 44 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Like the thing that's throwing me for a loop is that Trump still hasn't had to face any tangible consequences for anything, not the fucking with the stocks, not the blatant insider training, not the dismantlement of the administrative state. He's having the time of his corpulent little life over there and it turns out the president could do whatever the hell he wanted the whole time. I'm getting increasingly annoyed with all the people in the little pro-Trump alternate reality where it seems like everything is going exactly according to plan.

[–] Dengalicious@lemmygrad.ml 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The sooner you understand that genuine Trump supporters are just in a cult the more it makes the sense

[–] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 17 points 1 week ago

The thing that doesn't make sense and is blowing my mind a little is where it seems like reality is actually obeying their whims.

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 36 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Their entire economy will just implode without our money

Lmao 3% of their GDP is attributable to the US.

What percentage of products in america is attributable to China though?

[–] Dolores@hexbear.net 25 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Lmao 3% of their GDP is attributable to the US

where is this number from, I see between 15 and 20% of Chinese exports go to the US, & US dollars are worth more than others. Like, China has actual competent people managing their economy and will weather whatever comes but this isn't going to be nothing

[–] Enjoyer_of_Games@hexbear.net 32 points 1 week ago (1 children)

China's export of goods and services constituted nearly 19 percent of its GDP.

I see between 15 and 20% of Chinese exports go to the US,

0.19x0.15=0.0285

0.19x0.20=0.038

3% sounds about right

this isn't going to be nothing

this is true since so much of the rest of the economy is entwined without necessarily being direct US exports

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's the figure from SCMP but they only say "official Chinese data", presumably because they don't want to link to a Chinese language source in their English language paper.

https://archive.is/EYUkD

[–] mathemachristian@hexbear.net 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

they say "official chinese data" for the same reason others say "hamas run health agency": to activate the westoid "theyre lying!" neuron

[–] ProletarianDictator@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They would simply say "official data" if that were not true

[–] zeca@lemmy.eco.br 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

"official" is to indicate that the data is certified by some authority. So the question of which authority is relevant. You trust some more than others, even if you trust china more than, say, france, that is a relevant piece of information.

[–] Alsephina@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 week ago

3% isn't nothing, but I am curious where the number is from

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 35 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Their entire economy will just implode without our money.

They have their own currency you dumbfuck boomer-ass chud what the shit are you even talking about?

Tell your dad a sentient jelly bean called him a donut brain. A pastery with a giant ass hole in the middle.

[–] BountifulEggnog@hexbear.net 31 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I'd like to tell him a lot of things, unfortunately I am both a coward and dependent.

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 17 points 1 week ago
[–] conditional_soup@lemm.ee 32 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My God, imagine taking Bill Maher serious. He's like if Keith Olbermann hit super Saiyan levels of being high on his own supply.

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 36 points 1 week ago (2 children)

He actually, physically resembles smuglord

[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 16 points 1 week ago

he was probably the actual inspiration for that toon

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 31 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Customer always wins because you know customer is king in the free market ... smuglord heh. We have all the money.

[–] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 17 points 1 week ago

Customer is king, but corporations are Jacobins.

[–] Sulv@hexbear.net 21 points 1 week ago

Damn, my dad's a lib but he knows Bill Maher is a scumfuck. Condolences.

[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm really curious how old your dad is -- but please don't answer if you shouldn't or if it might dox you.

[–] BountifulEggnog@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] dead@hexbear.net 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] BountifulEggnog@hexbear.net 18 points 1 week ago

I've been meaning to look into lead poisoning and understanding it better madeline-sadeline but he is- definitely in that age range.

[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

My sister is in that same 'generation' .. i'm not far behind I guess.. but its interesting to me because when she was in her teens and 20s she was super liberal and 'anarchy rules' and all that. But she kinda did the whole "when you grow up you'll become a conservative" thing.. not to the degree in which it happened with the boomers, but its definitely noticeable. I wonder if your dad did the same thing. I could probably see my sister thinking Maher is some sort of super liberal now.

I'm only a few years behind her but if anything I've gone further and further left as I get older. I was always "fuck the system" but for most of my life I didn't realize just how much the system needs to get fucked.