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[–] CPMSP@midwest.social 2 points 3 weeks ago

Chemistry in my ass.

[–] Aganim@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Relax in my ass.

I'm fully aware of the irony here, considering what the song is about.

[–] Nalivai@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Getting a bit philosophical

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 2 points 3 weeks ago

Haile Selassie up your ass in my ass

[–] Nuage@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 weeks ago

Show me how to live in my ass

[–] fnrir@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 weeks ago

The Beast in my ass

[–] PeaceFrog@feddit.nl 2 points 3 weeks ago
[–] Comtief@lemm.ee 1 points 3 weeks ago

Star wars rebels theme

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Dust in the wind in my ass

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[–] eletes@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)
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[–] Hastur@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 weeks ago

I wish it would rain down... In my ass?

[–] soupguy@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Shoog Shoog in my ass.

Live to love in my ass (Lol)

[–] RangerJosey@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 weeks ago

Sayonara in my ass. By Kenshi Yonezu.

[–] loomy@lemy.lol 1 points 3 weeks ago

something about dynomite

[–] Hansae@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 weeks ago

Eagles of the Trident in my ass

[–] zea_64@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 3 weeks ago

Scattered and Lost...

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 weeks ago

06 Burst in my ass...

[–] VaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyz 1 points 3 weeks ago

Forth Erolingas in my ass.

[–] ruplicant@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 weeks ago

Discipline in my ass

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pw5t6EbY4Q4

I recommend this concept album to anyone who wants to hear a good story in rap form with beautiful instrumentals

[–] FlihpFlorp@lemm.ee 1 points 3 weeks ago

Cruising to self soothe in my ass

[–] Niksolo80@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Hypa Hypa in my ass

[–] kelpie_returns@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Aerial Troubles (In My Ass) - Stereolab

[–] impudentmortal@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

I'm Just a Kid...in my ass. I don't like what this is implying

[–] MycelialMass@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

"All the world is mad in my ass" by Thrice in my ass

[–] ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Starfire 500 in my ass

[–] synapse1278@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Aqueous Transmission in my ass

[–] Sorse@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 3 weeks ago

Wacky workbench in my ass

[–] big_slap@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Irving watermelon in my ass

[–] Hellbent@lemm.ee 1 points 3 weeks ago

No more monkeys jumping on the bed… in my ass

[–] scytale@lemm.ee 1 points 3 weeks ago

“Witch Hunt” in my ass.

[–] Liz@midwest.social 1 points 3 weeks ago
[–] ChillPenguin@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Crest of the wave in my ass

[–] kemsat@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Forest Temple (1 Hour version) in my ass

[–] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 weeks ago

The Perpendicular Waltz in my ass.

[–] SassyRamen@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

La-Le-Lu in my ass

[–] Stamau123@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Bluebird in my ass - Paul McCartney

Hot on the heels of love in the ass

[–] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 1 points 3 weeks ago

When I grow up, in my ass

[–] Barbarian@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 weeks ago

Pigeonometry in my ass?

[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 1 points 3 weeks ago

Nevertheless in my ass

[–] Dumbkid@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 weeks ago

Molly is a babe, in my ass

The Song of Eärendil in my Ass

[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 1 points 3 weeks ago

Deficit in my ass

[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 weeks ago

Brick house

[–] Kurtagag@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 weeks ago

Graven Tåkeheimens Saler in my ass

[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 weeks ago

Hell March in my ass?

I mean, should I call in sick tomorrow?

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