this post was submitted on 15 Apr 2025
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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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1.) Set your pronouns (if you put he/him you will be sent to the gulag)

2.) Upbear posts by dirt_owl and say "thank you based piss owl!"

3.) Submit a 1920x1080 resolution picture of your dick and balls to the admins for review

4.) Click "ppb" for the site rules

5.) Be rootin', be tootin', but most of all, be kind

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[–] trabpukcip@hexbear.net 34 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Lol imagining the kind of poster who has hexbear as their backup with 4chan as their main

[–] corvidenjoyer@hexbear.net 22 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Could literally only be the type of person who scrolls /ttt/

[–] SamotsvetyVIA@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

the trouble in terrorist town board

[–] sleeplessone@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 weeks ago

Whoever came up with TTT as the acronym for that missed a golden opportunity to make it TiTT.

[–] Lussy@hexbear.net 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Literally half the people on this site

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Everyone here is grass starved.

[–] glimmer_twin@hexbear.net 28 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I propose the following amendment:

5.) Be rootin', be tootin', but most of all, beanis

[–] SovietBeerTruckOperator@hexbear.net 26 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I'm sorry SorosFootSoldier gulag

[–] Angel@hexbear.net 25 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

3.) Submit a 1920x1080 resolution picture of your dick and balls to the admins for review

Or you can DM them to me directly. I'm an admin. I promise. I may not have the symbol next to my name, but trust me. DM me the hi-res pics of your dick and balls, 4channers. Thank you.

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 20 points 2 weeks ago

smdh secret dick n balls police

[–] Lussy@hexbear.net 23 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago
[–] eldavi@lemmy.ml 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 41 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Got hacked, taken down, and the admins and mod team doxxed by a rival nazi site.

[–] HelluvaBottomCarter@hexbear.net 19 points 2 weeks ago

Rule 1) Do not talk about c/badposting
Rule 2) Do not talk about c/badposting

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

If you post a beanis in your first month it is considered unironic and therefore you will be banned. Celebrate your one month anniversary with your very first beanis post like a good Hexbear should

[–] FortifiedAttack@hexbear.net 16 points 2 weeks ago

I got a better one:

Step 1: Don't.

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 14 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

i tip my ushanka to you gentlesir, the bear beanises at midnight amirite

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 11 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

>be is be Nazi be

>4Nazi got hexd

>find hexbear while looking for hexcoin vestments

>get banned from the bear market and lifetime of free beanis

[–] DivineChaos100@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago

Very good post

[–] Blakey@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago

gulag now plz soviet-bashful

Guys no dont anger sharty