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[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 53 points 2 days ago

democrats should campaign on "you can see a boob, if you want"

democrats will campaign on "we can cover up the boobs better than republicans do"

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 20 points 2 days ago

These are the same people screeching in rage if they think women in video games aren’t naked enough btw.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 53 points 2 days ago (9 children)

Oh, my goodness! Unbearable nudity!...

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 34 points 2 days ago (1 children)

They should ban that flag for being an overly detailed graphic design gore, not because it depicts a wardrobe malfunction.

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 13 points 2 days ago

It should be banned for being made by old white slave owning white proto libertarians who beat off to Roman shit

[–] Rojo27@hexbear.net 35 points 2 days ago
[–] Xenomorph@hexbear.net 23 points 2 days ago

Throwing a fit over fine art. This is pokemon is satanic levels of christian panic.

[–] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 10 points 2 days ago

Matthew Broderick in a Neil Simon movie voice: "I knew she couldn't get pregnant 'cause I was wearin' two pairs-a socks."

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Ninja edit. Now that I think of it - I think Broderick's character was just standing there and his buddy said that line.

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 15 points 2 days ago

I'm surprised they didn't cancel it because it is woke (has woman)

[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago

They should replace it with a woman raising the red banner of victory over a burning US capitol.

[–] wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net 11 points 2 days ago

Quentin Tarantino's wet dream

[–] SweatySteven@hexbear.net 8 points 2 days ago

Damn, Virginia, you're not gonna let them get away with this shit, are you?

Only a weak, beta state would allow that. I thought Virginia was tough but I guess not.

C'mon, balkanize

[–] Cummunism@hexbear.net 47 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

thank goodness, now those kids will definitely never see a titty.

when i was in 5th grade a loooong time ago i remember going to boobs dot com on a elementary school computer. i also remember in 5th or 6th grade a teacher saying "go to whitehouse dot GOV. DO NOT use dot COM."

So yea, we went to whitehouse dot com for some intern themed porn, which i think we understood at least why it was interns. This was in the days of Netscape Navigator.

whitehouse .com appears to be an election betting site now. Grim days.

[–] blunder@hexbear.net 15 points 2 days ago

Foundational puberty memory for me as well

[–] robot_dog_with_gun@hexbear.net 12 points 2 days ago

oh lord whitehouse dot com

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 27 points 2 days ago (1 children)

They hate women more than they hate slavery.

[–] jack@hexbear.net 24 points 2 days ago

They like slavery, so yeah

[–] ohulancutash@feddit.uk 27 points 2 days ago

The US is a grand experiment in stunting the development of children, then handing them guns, money and the reins of power.

[–] Xenomorph@hexbear.net 41 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Civil war in the republican party against geriatric puritans who pearl clutch over a breast and hog out incel gooners who's hard drive on their pc is a crime scene.

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago

They’ll shake on it within the week.

For wealthy white men, they can be as much of horny gooners as they want, it’s their “reward” for conforming so well. Everyone else needs to have every facet of their lifestyle engineered to be as boring and sexless as possible…because decadence is the worst thing ever!

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 23 points 2 days ago

Very serious country

[–] PorkrollPosadist@hexbear.net 18 points 2 days ago
[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 17 points 2 days ago

Texas District seems like the worst fucking place

[–] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The loudspeaker spoke up and said
The loudspeaker spoke up and said
"Christianity is stupid, communism is good"

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy: