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[–] Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 178 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

Fuck I despise this menu bullshit. Give me a fucking menu.

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 94 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

They had to put a fucking law in Rio de Janeiro and São Paulo mandating that restaurants had to have physical menus with the printed prices.

[–] evasive_chimpanzee@lemmy.world 52 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I like when there's a qr code that allows you to order and pay without needing to wait for a waiter. A qr code where it just links to a pdf of a menu that they didn't want to print sucks.

[–] 4am@lemm.ee 34 points 2 weeks ago

If it’s printed on the inside of the menu so you can order quickly when it’s busy and help take some of the pressure off the servers and maybe get your food faster? That’s cool.

When it’s just a virtual menu so they can surge price in real time? Fuck those places.

[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

PDF is at least kind of permanent. Most restaurants that have qr code set up usually have "surge pricing" that allows them to change their prices on a whim.

[–] boreengreen@lemm.ee 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Not much of a challange to have a webserver point to another pdf when some condition is fulfilled.

[–] Takumidesh@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You can just generate a PDF on demand. There isn't much permanent about them at all.

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[–] Donjuanme@lemmy.world 26 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Give me a menu or I'll tell you what I want and you can figure out how to put it in.

Either that or I walk.

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 9 points 2 weeks ago

Say "for $3.00" after your order, too. Fuck'em.

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[–] ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 79 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (8 children)

I get someone made a hilarious mistake.

But why would you not even test the code before gluing them to all the tables?

Or before sending the code to be etched?

[–] HexadecimalSky@lemmy.world 72 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

I think since its not so much btoken as pointing to a local file, I think they may have tested it on the one device they made it, so it worked...on that device.

They should have 100% tested it on other devices

[–] ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Guess I'm showing my age then. Because the intended end use device is obviously a phone, I assume they used their phone to generate the qr, send it out to etch, and test the result. I can't use my phone for shit like that. To me that is much more a real screen type of job (generating the qr code, generating the gcode in lightburn, etc) done on a computer, instead of a tablet/phone

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[–] thesystemisdown@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago

Or perhaps hire someone who knows what they're doing.

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[–] Harrk@lemmy.world 23 points 2 weeks ago

I created a QR generator website and you have no idea. I get emails from people saying they’ve printed the codes before discovering it goes to the wrong place (sometimes even to my own site!) and if I can fix it. No... check your codes before they go to print!

The funniest one I had caused me to get a huge spike of traffic on Christmas. It was so weird and left me clueless for weeks, until I got an email from somebody wishing to cancel a subscription.

I don’t sell subscriptions or anything at all!

Turns out somebody printed a QR code into a smartwatch instruction booklet that went straight to my site… The ad revenue was insane tho!

[–] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Might have been a temporary link (e.g., shortened URL) that passed tests initially but stopped working later on.

[–] Ephera@lemmy.ml 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The browser says "localhost", so it would have had to stop working by suddenly redirecting to localhost...

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[–] racketlauncher831@lemmy.ml 68 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I once got a group message from my child's teacher, screaming in excitement that "the event at school is live!"

The link points to 192.168.x.x.

[–] Hobo@lemmy.world 35 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] kameecoding@lemmy.world 55 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I had a worse fucking experience somehow just last week, the QR code pointed you to their fucking instagram, that's where the weekly lunch menu options were posted, except I have no idea how my colleagues even accessed it, because anything I clicked didn't take me to that "story/reel" whatever the fuck it's called, the owner of that restaurant deserves to burn in hell for eternity

[–] MisterFrog@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I honestly want to fight businesses who don't have a website.

Website hosting is dirty cheap, domains are dirt cheap (relative to other costs of the business).

If you're a retail/hospitality venue your traffic is so low.

If you point me to a Facebook or Instagram page as your only web presence (meaning, no organisation at all, just bloody chronological posts, and maaaaybe some useful information in the page bio), I'm gonna be annoyed.

The number of times some business or organisation updates things on Facebook and Instagram, and not on their website, is frustrating.

Has happened to me many, many times, where I turn up to something that isn't happening because they've only posted it on Instagram

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[–] MisterFrog@lemmy.world 40 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (13 children)

The #1 reason I hate QR codes (edit: directing to a website to order & pay for a restaurant online) is because they make you agree to further terms and conditions like collecting data on you.

All just to fucking order food.

Shit should 100% be illegal.

I'm not against the concept of having digital ordering as an option. But it must be an option, and without any data collection

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[–] boreengreen@lemm.ee 34 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I don't do resturants all that often and I never saw one that had these. But I once encountered this at a clinic. I had no qr reader on my phone and no internet access at the time. So I just waited around until the receptionist came around. Turns out every person in the room ignored the qr-code as well.

[–] emberpunk@lemmy.ml 30 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

OK listen hear me out. Perfect opportunity for guests to learn how to ssh tunnel to port forward to their local device 😅

[–] stembolts@programming.dev 17 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I'll save noobies some time.

for (( i=1; i<65536; i++ ));do  
  for (( j=1; j<256; i++ ));do  
    ssh -L $j$i:127.0.0.1:$i -N 192.168.1.$j &  
  done  
done  

What could go wrong?

Okay clearly this won't work because there aren't enough local ports to match to 16 bits of ports on potentially 255 machines, but with some slight modification I could add in a test to only increment the local port if the forward is successful and thereby create the dumbest-ass port forwarding script ever.

[–] InnerScientist@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

ip a a 127.0.0.2/8 dev lo

You have a whole /8 subnet of localhost, do it.

[–] stembolts@programming.dev 13 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I like where your head is at.

We could also save some time just parsing something like..

nmap --top-ports 100 192.168.1.0/24 | grep -e "report" -e "open"  

We have the technology, we can be stupid.

[–] SatyrSack@feddit.org 29 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (17 children)

Would this probably work if you connect to their Wi-Fi?

EDIT: I am smart, I promise

[–] zdanger@lemmy.world 90 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Localhost denotes the device itself. It would work if your phone were running a web server with the cafe's menu hosted on it

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 38 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I almost said yes, but no, localhost is your own device. If it was a 192.168 ip it would be different.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

But their subnet is 10.1.1.0/24

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[–] zurohki@aussie.zone 11 points 2 weeks ago

I'll know it's the future when I start seeing http://[fe80::xxxx:xxxx:xxxx:xxxx]/ link fuckups.

[–] 4am@lemm.ee 15 points 2 weeks ago

Listen, you’re in good company. I literally almost posted this and then I realized. Made my day that I wasn’t the only one.

Also, it’s amazing that someone made QR codes with a localhost URL.

[–] ekky@sopuli.xyz 13 points 2 weeks ago

You'd still go to localhost, so realistically: no.

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[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago

Well, you forgot to install the menu-server-app. Do it, and the problem is solved.

[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Yeah, sorry not sorry, I'm not sitting down at a restaurant and scanning a random QR code in the hopes of getting a menu.

Only thing worse than this is places that don't accept cash or credit, only some kind of cash transfer app like zelle.

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[–] roserose56@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (6 children)

Yea but we shouldn't pollute the world with printed menus! websites don't get lost, like the printed ones! downtime is amazing! /S

I prefer printed menus, you sit, you read, you eat. No scan, no using your phone or anything else. What else they gonna add? dine in but order online?

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[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

Someone needs to name their catering business 'localhost'

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