Leave my guy alone, he's getting over a rough breakup.
this post was submitted on 01 May 2025
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Is this how they start getting into cocaine?
The prequel to Cocaine Bear...
Ever see ice cream scene for white chicks? Im not convinced it was "chocolate ice-cream"
Tell Manny, his "ice cream's" here.
Let the chonky king have his ice cream.
Wild animals must be so psyched when they get a score like this. He will probably be chasing that high the rest of his life.
Grizzly bears can eat up to 20,000 calories when bulking for hibernation. Cookie dough has about 500 calories per 100g. Wild salmon stops at about 200 calories per 100g. Berries have 50 calories per 100g.
Raiding a pantry must a lifetime event for a bear.
Send him to el salvador
They killed a hippo so not sure safe for a bear.
Those hippos need to be dealt with. Pablo Escobar created an environmental disaster with his out of control hippos.
I know you are joking but it was in a zoo and frankly I dk how they killed it without firearms. Thats like one of the deadliest animals on the planet.
Is chocolate harmful to bears like it is for dogs?
If you think about the size ratio, 3 gallons for a bear, is probably like a pint for a person.
Slightly more than you should eat in a sitting but still doable?
Stealing! It’s a bear!
“I hope the bear’s not lactose intolerant” what a guy
Bear was able to get to the freezer, open it, and remove what it wanted, all without hurting anyone. Obviously the bear didn't want to hurt anyone. Just leave the ice cream outside for it. Bring it some honey and salmon and it will follow you around and love you like a cat.
Until one day when you forget and then you're its dinner.
You got me...
You ever see the movie cocaine bear? I have a feeling you might just love it.
YABADABADOOO!
Yogi Bear in the flesh.
So what now, chocolate chip cookies, dough or ice cream?
Yes.
It’s ice cream with chocolate chip cookie dough mixed in as the flavoring