this post was submitted on 03 May 2025
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[–] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 34 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This is exactly why I don’t want to go to kangaroo prison.

[–] Suffa@lemmy.wtf 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Mate, I can jump a fucking fence. You think prison can keep you safe?

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 2 points 1 month ago
[–] gnomesaiyan@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Dive on in!

[–] Karl@programming.dev 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Gets poisoned with cuteness

[–] Septimaeus@infosec.pub 1 points 1 month ago
[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago

Venom level only a 4?

[–] TokenEffort@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Black cats are the purest.

[–] untakenusername@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

inverse racism /j

[–] Curious_Canid@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 month ago
[–] Sergio@slrpnk.net 6 points 1 month ago

One time when I was a kid we were staying in a seaside hotel in Latin America. This wasn't exactly a fancy hotel so someone had just dumped a bunch of fish entrails outside by the wall. I saw some cats eating them and I thought they were tame hotel cats so I went up to them and saw one little kitten in particular I thought was cute and I bent over to say her there little kitty.

People, that was not a tame kitten. I'm pretty sure that kitten was half-panther or something. That kitten was wild and I had just cornered it and it turned into a little hurricane of claws and teeth. Since then I've always remembered that cats can go crazy if you really push them.

[–] lowered_lifted@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

y'all must not know that Australians hate outdoor cats because they kill Australian animals, and that the government shoots them https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-04-08/nsw-shooters-kill-400-feral-cats-in-bid-to-save-native-species/105016320

[–] Baggie@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago

We don't hate them, but it's generally frowned upon because of those issues, and yes we do kill invasive species a fair bit.