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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] nothx@hexbear.net 9 points 4 days ago

Rush limbaugh, bill maher, and pol pot.

[–] NuraShiny@hexbear.net 10 points 4 days ago

Kissinger (Nixon Era), Asmongold, Alberto Fujimori (1999) and Rob Liefeld

[–] Eco@hexbear.net 9 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

keir starmer, augusto pinochet, and jerry seinfeld

[–] wideopenarms@hexbear.net 6 points 4 days ago

Jerry Seinfeld is a nice touch, but he might get some good jokes in and I will also be high, so I might accidentally laugh and boost his ego, I say 7/10

[–] Cimbazarov@hexbear.net 8 points 4 days ago

biden , hillary , jokermala , Chuck Schumer, Chuck Schumer's imaginary constituents, and Adolf Hitler

[–] Aliveelectricwire@hexbear.net 6 points 4 days ago
  1. Person who has never closed their discord app. Ever.
  2. Your average twitter user who unironically calls it "X.com"
  3. JD Vance
  4. Trotsky
  5. David Attenborough
[–] an_engel_on_earth@hexbear.net 5 points 4 days ago

hugh hefner, caitlyn jenner, charles taylor, edward viii with wallis simpson in tow, and randomly ian miles cheong

I tried to make this as varied and weird as possible lmao

[–] MidnightPocket@hexbear.net 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Sam Harris, Rachel Maddow, Thomas Sowell, Pol Pot

[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 5 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Elon, Sam Altman, Joe Rogan, and Andrew Tate

They're synergistically bad because they'd start talking about AI and they'd all have their distinct conjectures that don't come from anything. They'd talk over Altman to do it too. So even if you could do worse than Joe Rogan on pure vibes, it would just add to this discordance of the situation.

[–] gramxi@hexbear.net 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

whatever combo involving the briefcase kid in high school

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 5 points 4 days ago

lmao i was literally a briefcase kid for exactly one day because i thought it would be funny but carrying that shit around is for nerds

[–] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 5 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Destiny, Andrew Tate and H3H3. I know, too online, but it would be really hard for you to not stab them a 100 times.

[–] wideopenarms@hexbear.net 7 points 4 days ago

I'm thinking all of these guys will be doing uppers without me and I'll be smoking alone and get paranoid, so no actual rotation but definitely a nightmare, 9/10

[–] Owl@hexbear.net 4 points 4 days ago

a guy who punches so weak he ends up just pushing himself backwards, a scary man made of seaweed, a giant spider, a fire, and the sensation of falling

[–] batsforpeace@hexbear.net 2 points 3 days ago

Alan Dershowitz, Javier Milei, Annalena Baerbock, Nick Bostrom, Sebastian Gorka, Matt Yglesias

[–] mathemachristian@hexbear.net 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

my mil, my fil's second wife, my fil's current wife

[–] ProfessorOwl_PhD@hexbear.net 1 points 4 days ago

Thatcher, Brian Cox, James Corden.