Muslims are required by their faith to clean urine of the tip of their penis. These hoses are likely for doing that. Idk if this is universal to all sects but my friends family has them.
this post was submitted on 09 May 2025
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Is it also required to wash your hands after touching the hose of a thousand penises, or is that part optional?
Idk what would make you assume Muslims do not wash their hands
People in general aren't that good at washing their hands after peeing tbh. Though I would generalize Muslims as generally more hygienic since it's basically a core tenet of their faith iirc.
Walk into bathroom.
Wash hands.
Pee.
Wash hands.
Touch sprayer of a thousand dinks.
Spray dink.
Wash hands.
Leave bathroom.
Wash hands
Wow...took me a couple loops, but I downloaded that one for the ol' Internet Archive.
It's from Wonder Showzen lol, the torrents of the whole series are out there.
I was mainly commenting on the fact that there's certainly some people with a potential thousand penis handshake running around out there, unless there is also a specific rule about washing the hands after using the penis hose. Your reply suggests there is not.
Should be required by everyone else too. I hate the taste of pee on a pee pee.
This.
I'm embarassed for people that a whole meme can spring up based on not knowing that other places have different hygeine.
Similarly, when those making fun of name communities find something that is an older, common name in some other country. Like mocking someone for being named Jhonny. MykKynzbrynlyk'kyffyr (pronounced Steve) is still fair game, but not Anous
It is preferred not to use urinals if you can and to instead sit down to avoid getting urine particles on your clothes.
Thats fair honestly
What!!!! other cultures are ahead of Americans on personal hygiene, I'm super shocked!!! /s
Wait really? I have a bum hose because my shit sticks to everything and I'm tired of replacing brushes. I'd figure you could get a washlet/toilet mounted bidet aimed properly for that.
That's what we call the "Handheld Bidet" for when you take a dump in the urinal
It's to spray your neighbor when he decides to pick the urinal right next to yours when there were 3 others not next to you. Then it just turns into a silly water fight, and everyone has a blast.
Then it just turns into a silly water fight
If you think it won't turn into a piss fight I have news for you.
Swordfight!!
What if the real journey of life was all the sword-fights we had along the way?
After that you realise they are low-key kinda hot in that wet t-shirt and things escalate quickly.
That's so you can get a little drink well you pee.
I do, got one of those next one to my toilet and rinse my dick after peeing and after a wank. Don't like having a smelly dick
good hygiene. And after jerking off who wants their penis sticking to their underwear
1) no underwear
2) wipe it on the curtains
3) establish an artisanal dick cheese brand
Cock-esan cheese
Yeah, this would be great to have. Always good to have options.
Yeah, just install bidet hoses next to all the toilets.
"Job's done, boss."
ah yes, the flushless toilets that guarantee the men's room constantly smells like piss
I always piss in the real toilets, don't care if it's more water, I'm not pissing in other people's piss while also smelling the piss
It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.
Preparing for bris?
Something similar, yes.
Just don't try to make a dress.
Why are you pissing in the penis washing station???!?!
Some people can't windmill it hard enough to get all the pee off so water is needed.
you give it more'n three shakes, we know what you're doin'
So is this the famous 'bidet' I heard so much about?
Is it for Islamic people to wash their feet before ~~preying~~ praying?
I suppose washing the scent off your feet could be an advantage when hunting. I've never thought about it before.
Gosh I was confused for a moment.
Praying != preying
It's just polite