Thinking your same sex friend is pretty cute is definitely one of the most straight things ever
Greentext
This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
- Anon is often crazy.
- Anon is often depressed.
- Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
I’d like to think I’m self aware enough that at that point I’d be like “I guess I’m at least bi”
not sure if fake but this surely is gay
Factual and homosexual
Homie wants to write gay fiction. Just suck your friends dick. Open up your life
That’s sounds like a perfect relationship 😩🥺 (if we forget for a second that anon is het)
>eventually start to do these jokes myself bc my friend is kinda cute
Anon is gay
Could legitimately just be aesthetic non-sexual attraction. But this is a greentext, so…
He never states that (not that we can assume an honest narrator)
Why can't that be me?
Oh yeah all the mental problems
Realest and gayest
Do it. Sometimes a man just needs to blow out another mans man-cunt. Doesn’t make you any less of a man
I have seen a room full of drag queens that was less gay than this, and way more real
Ohnoooo 🥺👉👈
And now I want to write a weird novella about two extremely socially awkward straight guys who end up spending the night together because they each think the other is coming out to them as gay and are willing to do anything, even unwanted sex, as long as it means they don't offend their poor, gay, socially awkward friend, lest they be mistaken for a homophobe, and lose their only friend.
Jackpot