You gotta eat a second so the first has a friend
badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
Call poison control immediately: 1-800-BEANIS
I tried flushing the beanis out with beanis juice oh god oh godohgod
I am a small bean don't worry
A friend of a friend accidentally a bean once and then they died five years later in a car crash
Hm, well I don't know about beans, but I did hear something about candlej
??! What did you hear??? Is this related anything to the sudden disap
Rest in Pinto
I am sorry for your friend. It must have been a time beanis sent from the future to save the planet that got accidentally eaten.
You're going to be seeing a LOT of bean spiders
yay I love those guys
you accidentally what?
Yup the whole thing. I'm a little worried
RIP in piece
Thank you for your service
dibs on all your stuff
I don't have an exeggutor for my will good luck inheriting my video game collection
Are all your video games bean related?
I have all the Kirbeans, Pokemon Redbean and Pokemon Blackbean
I ate multiple whole beanises...
You ate them?? That explains so much