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[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 59 points 1 month ago (8 children)

Also, anything becomes a bizarre sex act if you put a place name in front of an inanimate object.

A Yukon hairdryer.

A Baltimore oilcan.

A Moscow boot lace.

A Nairobi ice cream cone.

[–] Apeman42@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

A Saskatchewan can opener

The ol' Miami snowshoe

I think you're on to something...

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm howling at all of these

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago

The Albuquerque Track Shovel

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (3 children)

A Moscow boot lace.

Sex act, or means of dispatching a political rival?

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Both. And it involves vodka and a chilled, handcrafted copper mug.

[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

I did the both commnet before I saw yours.

The handcrafted copper mug makes yours the superior comment. I bow to your perversion.

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Latter but while naked so first as well.

[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

Why not both?

[–] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

That's when you fuck a clone of your own dead dad, but the clone is only 1/16th your dad's actual size.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

In my country, we call that Wednesday.

[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

https://youtu.be/ykEGtwJuZIs

And this isn't over until one of us gets a 'rusty venture.'

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago

Pfui!

That's just a Rangoon artichoke, except with opera gloves and a few extra bowling pins.

[–] dfyx@lemmy.helios42.de 5 points 1 month ago

Don’t forget the reverse Romanian Wilkinson.

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 4 points 1 month ago

Reminds me of the time my ex and i tried the San Bernadino Toilet Roll. Good times.

[–] Vinny_93@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

San Diego thank you

or a crap cocktail.

[–] visc@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago

It’s even better if the adjective doesn’t mean “bad”, you incandescent fuck burger.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You're all a bunch of delicious fucking people! Just attractive goddamn heroes! I'm fed up with it, you lovable bloody honeys!

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They probably should have specified that the adjectives have negative connotations.

[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It requires a negative adjective and a neutral-to-negative noun. Which effective boils down to "call them mean things with some curse words in the mix."

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

Eh, if the adjective is negative a positive noun still works as a sarcastic insult.

[–] toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

this is such a stupid fucking post

edit - oops, that's adjective-presentParticiple-noun.

or maybe it's adjective-expletiveAttributive-noun..

fun fact: the term "expletive" is a modern word from the Nixon scandal.

[–] nutt_goblin@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I hope this post is at least 10 years old because it is such a powerful example of 2010s millennial humour

[–] CCAirWater@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

I was laughing. Now I feel personally attacked. 😅

You're not wrong tho

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 month ago

This seems like the toned down version they give to instructors on Basic.

[–] axx@slrpnk.net 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What up you decrepit shit magnets?

[–] Bravo@eviltoast.org 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Nothing much you designated pussy field.

[–] Owljfien@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If they're into people with pussies, this a pretty good compliment. Sounds like a magnetic field that attracts pussy instead of metal etc

[–] Bravo@eviltoast.org 3 points 1 month ago

Yeah, I was testing how robust the formula was by using the first adjective, curse word, and noun that I could see in my immediate environment. I'm not convinced it holds up.

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Dutch cursing formula:

Adjective + Adjective + Disease + “Sufferer”

[–] Tattorack@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

"Vies vuile kanker leider!"

Of zo iets. Ben niet echt goed met Nederlands meer.

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

Big round plague sufferer

[–] Curiousfur@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

I personally love "troublesome goddamn elbow"

[–] NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You're such sn awful shit poster. Wait that came out weird.

[–] visc@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This made me realise “you shit shit shit” fits the pattern

same with "you fucking fuck fuck"

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 5 points 1 month ago

Shoutout to my abominable shit goblin homies

[–] stinky@redlemmy.com 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Chat GPT has joined the conversation:

Funny ones:

bewildered crap muffin

janky bitch canoe

slippery hell donut

cringeworthy dicktopus gremlin

moist bastard pancake

turbulent ass goblin

sneaky cockwaffle beetle

unloved fart sponge

pickled shit wizard

forgettable piss cactus

Scathing ones:

sanctimonious dick weasel

malignant fuck crust

insufferable shit barnacle

joyless bastard vampire

vapid cockroach husk

obnoxious tit gnome

worthless twat lantern

hollow bitch statue

septic bile ghoul

conniving dickhead otter

"Malignant fuck crust" goes hard.

[–] Sirdubdee@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Was dicktopus a thing before or did chat gpt invent it?

[–] stinky@redlemmy.com 5 points 1 month ago

I ... Have no idea

I have never heard it before

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 month ago

Maybe not being reblogged is part of the truth you are afraid to face? Just a thought

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

sorry excuse for an intolerable ass pastry

As opposed to a shining exemplar of an intolerable ass pastry

[–] Ragdoll_X@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Reminds me of Oh...Sir!! The Insult Simulator

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Fyi, there's a sequel(!) and it's really cool.