this post was submitted on 24 May 2025
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[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 43 points 2 weeks ago

:worm-tongue:

Alternatively

:worm-brain:

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 34 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Liberals would say this looks gay. But people in the know understand that it is the worm's hunger being displayed openly.

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 18 points 2 weeks ago

The Worm yearns for the meat.

[–] StalinIsMaiWaifu@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 2 weeks ago

How does this relate to the golden path?

[–] ratboy@hexbear.net 23 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago

it's this one

[–] dragongloss@hexbear.net 16 points 2 weeks ago

The worm has achieved total of control of his mind.

[–] VILenin@hexbear.net 16 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Z_Poster365@hexbear.net 13 points 2 weeks ago

brain worm sneaking out of the mouth to gawk at that beautiful wounded open ear

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 13 points 2 weeks ago

"I haven't eaten orange shitgibbon before"

[–] William_Nilliam@hexbear.net 12 points 2 weeks ago

brainworms in control thinking about it's next feast when it convinces trump to swim in the peepee poopoo water

[–] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 12 points 2 weeks ago

one of these teeth has got to be cyanide

[–] HelluvaBottomCarter@hexbear.net 12 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

canker sores from doing apple cider vinegar and ivermectin tinctures

[–] Z_Poster365@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago

marshmallows cure canker sores instantly. Big apple cider vinegar doesn't want you to know this

[–] OnlyTrueLiberal@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago

Herald of nurgle.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I guess reality is a dark, alternate Animorphs timeline where Visser 3 is RFK Jr.

Fucked up that he killed Rachel in battlemorph form and dumped her in Central Park back in the 90s as a joke/flex.

[–] ClimateStalin@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

We need more animorphs posting

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Sorry, i would do more, but i have to hunt and peck type these days... time to go find lunch.

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago

We are a hellish nation, but at least we're funny

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago

he’s probably thinking “im like 32nd in line for that seat. with my unvaccinated blood and the de-aging serum i take i might be able to outlive all these clowns and take what belongs to my family name”

[–] kleeon@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago

that is not a human person

[–] Sasuke@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago

the worm is looking for a new host

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago

The only thing it loves. The only thing it hates. The only thing it fears. The only reason it moves, breathes, thinks, hunts.

The hunger. The hunger that is never sated.

[–] tamagotchicowboy@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago

The worm is thinking thicc-trump not because DAT (don't have to hand it to it), but because that's a lot of places to bide for the transcendence of worm kind and the enslavement of humanity to the neurax worm.

[–] volcel_olive_oil@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago

To Serve President