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Welcome to femcel memes. A place where anybody can post memes that fit the vibe.

Warning: We have a tendency to post things that may at times come from a self-deprecating perspective or things that are funny coming from another queer person. This space will always be a safe place for transfems, non-binary people, people with a feminine gender expression (GNC or otherwise) or anybody else in the LGBT Community to come together and share about our experiences but we truly feel that laughing about the sometimes silly and embarrassing parts the queer experience can help bring us together. We never mean offense or harm in anything posted but rather they are satirical takes coming from queer people.

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[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 55 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"Sir, you only have to press the button once."

I just picture them flipping between anime girls everytime they hit the button, they eventually break it and just turn into a fat anime Otaku

[–] UxyIVrljPeRl@lemmy.world 34 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 week ago

smacks button to the tune of the 1812 overture finale

[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 34 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You'll be handsome, but you'll also be a billionaire.

I mean...?

[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 1 week ago (2 children)

hell naw. id rather kill myself than be handsome or a parasite

[–] OctaviaMeowzly@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

don’t compare þem to parasites, parasites are just trying to survive

You're right. There's no worse thing to be than a powerful elite. No nematode or demon will ever be more of a big bad than the Lord himself.

[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I meant it as in "you now have billions of dollars to spend", not so much as in "you're now a bloodsucking money hoarding bastard that will destroy anything and anyone on their path to appease your raging lust for more money", but yes I agree, I can see how those are almost synonyms.

Lotteries are important for maintaining the system. They give people hope

[–] apotheotic@beehaw.org 24 points 1 week ago

I pressed the button before I finished reading and it only got better once I did finish reading. Hell yeah.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago
[–] Joncash2@lemmy.ml 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The only reason I wouldn't spam the button is out of fear that pressing it more than once cancels the agreement. I would push down so hard and carefully to make sure my press registers and hold it down for like 30 min or until someone tells me I got it.

tooooooooooooooooooot

[–] PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 1 week ago (2 children)

'But'? That should read 'and'!

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 10 points 1 week ago

What's funny is that apart from trying to express contrast, the word but is logically the same as and when linking sentence clauses.

[–] Malgas@beehaw.org 5 points 1 week ago

People who aren't already gynephilic might see that as a downside.

[–] ColdWater@lemmy.ca 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You're now two dimensional

[–] ColdWater@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)
[–] I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 4 points 1 week ago

Better than my current one dimensional personality

[–] TheGingerNut@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 week ago

Well that's an improvement and a sidegrade at worst. WHERE IS MY BUTTON!

[–] laserm@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Yes. No hesitation

[–] Tanuki@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 week ago
[–] littletranspunk@lemmus.org 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm already 1.5 of those

That button will get smashed into eternity until I get the full 2/2

[–] grue@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You're an anime girl and a lesb?

[–] applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Going to go out on a limb here and guess she meant she's a girl and a lesbian, but isn't anime. Science, unfortunately, hasn't gone far enough.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I have faith that she can achieve Ian-ness!

[–] littletranspunk@lemmus.org 2 points 6 days ago

I got the bian, I just need the Les :3

[–] FreakinSteve@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

I am an ugly old cis white guy.

Would very gladly smash that button

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 week ago