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I even put a sticky note with my NAME. I've already wrote an email to everyone asking whoever it is to STOP drinking my soymilk. I really like to have my tea with a bit of milk. I can tell you the name of my shop if you want to buy your own.

Looking at you, Charlie.

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[–] Enjoyer_of_Games@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

soy un perpetrator

so why don't you bill me

[–] QuillcrestFalconer@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago

Lmao was just listening to that song yesterday

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You open your soymilk and leave it there for weeks only using a little at a time. The cleaner probably threw it out or something before it went rancid. Stop going off at everybody pointing fingers.

[–] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Fuck off, it's good for 3 months after opening.

Let me smell your breath. I bet there's soy in there.

[–] nothx@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago

Soy breath sounds like a chud insult.

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah there's soy in there, cos I drank infamousblt's soymilk

[–] nothx@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Wait, it’s blt?

I’ve been reading it as “bit” the whole time. Like the bit is infamous, which canonically makes sense for this website.

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago
[–] GrafZahl@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago

Every time you buy a carton I replace the content with soy flavored vanilla milk and you haven't even noticed

[–] SmokinStalin@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago

Dont look at me! I o ly move it around cause its in front of the cheesecake i nibble on.

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago

It's your fault for buying the Whole Paycheck soy milk. I compulsively steal Whole Paycheck stuff and can't help it.

[–] miz@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Coolkidbozzy@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

My office restocks the soy every time it's low. People don't realize that the soy is free, you can take it home and nobody will stop you!

[–] shath@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago

not me i only drink oats

[–] SovietBeerTruckOperator@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Not me, I have a soy allergy

[–] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago

I'll need to see a medical certificate. Until then, you're a prime suspect.