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I pooped everywhere (my democratic right) and they got mad an banned me! Clearly they're an authoritarian hell hole! Pls someone validate meeeeeee waaaaaaaaaa!

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[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 33 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Seriously, dudes come into hexbear, call everyone genocide supporters or whatever lib moron thing they can think of for like 10 posts and then they get banned and then post about how ban happy hexbear is. It’s so stupid.

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don't even like doritos and didn't even eat em. screm-cool

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago

Ya gotta hide your doritos better rotato-chip oatchi-pog

[–] thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You will never get back your Doritos hahaha

[–] shath@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

mods, mods, take them to the principals office and have them expelled dream-journal-2

[–] Enjoyer_of_Games@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago
[–] batsforpeace@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago
[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 9 points 1 month ago

So I recently took in a stray kitten, not really old enough to be parted from her mom. Two? nights and days, she was reticent about using her litter box. That third night she messed up, she spent the night outside. She's dutifully used her box, ever since. Cats are smarter than humans.

[–] OldSoulHippie@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

You're telling me! They wrinkled my Randy Travis poster, pissed in my seat and hid my keys!

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

Gonna steal more than your Doritos if you don't watch your tone!

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago
[–] radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I am boycotting Taco Bell (BDS) and so needed to make a homemade Doritos Locos taco. You didn't seem to be using them.

[–] AntifaSuperWombat@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

We didn’t steal them. We just distributed them according to our needs. cool-dad

[–] JohnBrownsBawdy@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

Cheetos gang! Cheetos gang!

[–] buh@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

Another case of a tankie who suddenly hates authoritarianism only after it comes for them very-smart

[–] hexthismess@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

The constitution gives you an inalienable right to poop wherever you please due to the less talked about 6th part of the 1st amendment: The Rights of Citizens to defecate unimpeded in God's Country. This right extends to any territory or land the US has military bases on. This right is known as the People's Poop amendment or PP for short.