A Comm for Historymemes

6 and 7 are from the book of Judges in the Bible; a bit older than medieval!

I helped a lady with a baby stroller up a flight of stairs today and did my back in. She thanked me and I limped home holding back tears.

So, 7 I think

#1 looks like he was going in for a handshake and someone misinterpreted it and brained him.

"Fuck dude, I was just trying to say hi"

6, consistently, for 2 months

Man, they really mostly took mortal injuries in stride

6 looks like a migraine feels.

5, amirite?

#8. .. Excuse me sir, but please stop stabbing my baby and throwing severed heads in my general direction

Kinda funky how many of them are just stabbed straight through the skull. That would be no easy feat. Anyway, #5. A solid axe swing.

I can't tell which ones a school bus :/

I think they are out of order. #s 4, 5 and 6, should definitely be higher. I think 7 is way too high. He's just dealing with a stomach wound... Sure..he's going to die a horrible death from sepsis in a few days BUT that's just an excuse for a milk of poppy bender. That's the face of a man ready to Par-tay!

Solid six - I've picked up something nasty and it's giving me a horrific headache!

I’m usually 5. I have a lot of uncomfortable physical issues, but I’ve learned to find positives in life where they are, and just roll with things I have no control over.

Maybe #2, idk I'm really beside myself on this one

Oh an absolute 9 but with the facial expression of 2.

6

9. Keep getting stabbed but I got shit to do.

3, in a fairly chipper mood today.

Literally me.

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