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[–] Tattorack@lemmy.world 22 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago

I'm going to take a shot in the dark and say the toned one wouldn't know the difference

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

They'd have been alright in 2009.

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 3 points 6 days ago

But ATI drivers suck, especially on Linux. Everyone knows that you need nVidia if you want to game on Linux!

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 points 6 days ago

How is that outdated machine the correct response? My brother in Christ, you need to upgrade that rig out of 2004.

[–] Holyginz@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago (3 children)

As a man who doesn't use things like grindr, I get the feeling that men who get that specific about their body measurements are probably red flags. Is that correct?

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Why?

I don't think anyone goes on Grindr to find true love. Same with Tinder.

[–] Holyginz@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I found my wife on tinder, so take that how you will.

[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

Most people date from the Internet now and days. It's not wild to find love. It's just a connection point.

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 days ago

Well shit, looks like I found another exception - I also found my girlfriend in an odd place online. Good for you :), genuinely.

[–] Grilipper54@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 days ago

In profile stats people lie about their dick size. I've never had a person lie in the actual message though. The fact this person left out their age and then used wbu would make me hesitant to reply though.

[–] FireIced@lemmy.super.ynh.fr 3 points 6 days ago

I would understand if he ran away. Not because you're a nerd, but because of the wooden computer

[–] DJDarren@sopuli.xyz 159 points 1 week ago (9 children)

Which 4th May is this from? Because if it's from 2007 then that's a perfectly reasonable mid-range machine, but if it's from last month then I really hope he's only using it as a personal Linux box for tinkering.

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 1 points 6 days ago

ATI graphics sucked ass on Linux. Back then nVidia was recommended due to their superior drivers.

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 52 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Well, the x1950 Pro is from Oct 2006 but Grindr didn't launch until March 2009. And I don't know if it launched with the iconic colours but I don't remember any other colours and I do remember using Grindr in 2010. Not sure about 2009.

Edit: nice dick tho

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 26 points 1 week ago (2 children)

You remember using Grindr? Hah, gay

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[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago

I mean it's from at least roughly back when ATi was a thing

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[–] Shawdow194@fedia.io 95 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Those are like espresso machine specs nowadays

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[–] TinyLittlePuni@lemmy.world 82 points 1 week ago (13 children)

Intel Core 2 Duo? 4 GB DDR3 RAM?

Cretaceous period intensifies

[–] aidan@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

This is just being poor

[–] ThunderLegend@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 week ago

That was my home server specs til February. Upgraded to a third gen i5 and 8gb ram

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[–] OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 67 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[–] some_guy 45 points 1 week ago (2 children)

5400 RPM spinning rust? Walk away.

[–] interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml 23 points 1 week ago

This exchange is older than grindr

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[–] carl_dungeon@lemmy.world 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)

5 inches thick? It’s a chunky clam chowder can, yikes

[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Unless it's circumference, otherwise it should be advertised as a 5.25inch floppy

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

If it's 5.25 inches when floppy, how big is it when the drive is hard?

[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 days ago

I hear it gets to 10.5" right before he faints from the sudden drop in blood pressure.

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago (2 children)

It is circumference. And thickness >>> length.

[–] MisterFrog@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Thank you, this detail had me scratching my head. D≈1.56" makes so much more sense.

Not knowing the difference between circumference and thickness? Instant turn off.

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The rule is that you would report the bigger number. It’s dick sizes - there’s hundreds of contrived ways to brag.

[–] Doom@ttrpg.network 2 points 6 days ago

needle dick then

[–] phantomwise@lemmy.ml 30 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

I know you're supposed to say size doesn't matter and I don't want to be mean, but really... 4GB DDR3 RAM? 🤣 🤣 🤣

[–] SGforce@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Considering the rest of his specs, it's ridiculous overkill.

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[–] zebidiah@lemmy.ca 25 points 1 week ago

...what year is this???

[–] azvasKvklenko@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You completely forgot to mention it runs Arch

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[–] realitista@lemm.ee 22 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I hope this is a really old meme, otherwise I fell bad for my bro.

[–] user224 27 points 1 week ago

otherwise I fell bad for my bro

Not sure if you meant to write "feel", but it is too late now.
Maybe you should get in touch 😏

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[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago (10 children)

Seagate never made a 512GB HDD at least that I can find.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Now, now, I'm sure the first guy was "enhancing" his own specs a little bit, too. We all do it.

That said, there are some arguably similar drives listed at 500 GB capacity on ebay. But it's not the size of the disk, it's the gesticulation of the allocation.

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[–] iamjackflack@lemm.ee 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)

Eww 5400 rpm hdd, even in the year here the pc is new is a hard no (also the drive would be 500 gb not 512 that’s an ssd thing not mechanical drives typically). 7200 rpm and highest cache amount possible please

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