this post was submitted on 12 Jun 2025
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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You have to eat a dirty owl now to turn back sorry that's the rules

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hey Hexbear I turned myself into a potato, I'm Potato_Owl! Funniest shit I've ever seen.

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

You have to be very intelligent to understand potato_owl

[–] Strayce 5 points 1 week ago

Sorry, can't help. I just ate a wedge of cheese.

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

Have you tried turning it off and then back on again?

[–] Flyberius@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago
[–] Zuzak@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

I support your journey. Love is love.

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

I'm not seeing a difference

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago
[–] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

funniest thing I've every seen

[–] merthyr1831@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 1 points 1 week ago

I'd probably turn into a bad animated comedy

[–] Imnecomrade@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Dirt_Owl: Oh hi, how are you holding up? BECAUSE I'M A POTATO. slow clap

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

Wish I was half as cool as Glados